Does this still count as 'productive'? Y'know, in the basic sense?
crack!fic: Sunshine Frappuccino
Brian/Justin | PG-13 | Starbucks endorsement (gah!)
I scrolled through getithere just now and once again I was captivated by the subject lines. This one Tear falls down Justin’s cheek while pouring coffee gave me an idea. It’s creepy how quickly some crackfic is written. :/
Sunshine Frappuccino
by Sake
“Sunshien, why are you crying?” Brian watched his baby worriedly, strking over his back lovingly.
“I don’t know, Brain, omg! Sorry for being totally lesbianicc.” Justin finished pouring the coffee for Brian, grasped the mug with his smalldelicate hands and held it out for his man.
“Mmm,” the older man purred, taking the mug and putting it aside.
Justin was hurt and tried to keep the tears from falling. Did Brain not like the way he made his coffee anymore?
“Shh, Sunshine,” soothed Brian while wet pools of Carolina blue. “I was just going to say that I’m gonna take a creamer with that coffee.”
“Oh.” Justin giggled and it transformed into a moan when Brian pulled down his tighty whiteys and took him in his mouth.
~~****<<>>>*~
When Brian and Tehodore (FIRED!) entered the diner during lunch, Brian’s heart clenched at the sight. Instantly, he was at Justin’s side, framing his delicate face (surrounded by golden locks) with his hands. “Tell me what’s wrong!”
“I don’t know, Brian,” sniffeled Justin. “I just can’t stop crying!”
Brian threw a quick look at the corner booth where Mickey was eating Cap’n Crunch.
“Did Mikey say anything? Was he mean to you?” It wouldn’t have been the first time.
“No, no, nothing like that.”
“Then, what?” Brian was at his wit’s end. What could possibly be wrong with his Sunshine?
Justin convinced him to sit down with Ted and order. But how could Brian sit there and have turkey on whole wheat holdthemayo when Justin was obviously herding?
The boy came over with a fresh steaming pot of coffee and a brave smile on his angelic face. He started pouring for Brian and it happened again! Big round tears fell into Brian’s cup instead of cofefe!
“Okay, that’s it!” Brian jumped up from the booth. “Deb? Justin is taking the rest of the day off!”
“Okay yes sure, honey!” called Debby from the back of the diner. “I’m proud of you for taking care of your partner!”
Outside, Justin asked, “What am I going to do?”
“You’re going to go c a therapist Sunshine and I’ll be with you every step of the way because we’re a team!”
***~~++~~*
Luckily, Lindsey had recentyl taken a therapist online course while staying home with a sick Gus.
Brian held Justni’s smaller hand tightly in his bigger one while Justin described the situation. Lindsay listened intently, as far as the ad exec could tell, and took some notes. Brain thought she looked very professional.
When Justin was finished, he almost started crying again. For a different reason though now, as he was stressed out about the situation.
“We’ll get through this together, Sunshine, don’t worry,” told Brian and pleaded to Lindsay with his hazel eyes.
Lindsay put on Mel’s reading glasses before saying, “Okay, I think I have this figured out. Justin, from the symptoms you described and from the list of medical incompatibilities that Brian told me (which he knows by heart), I think you’ve developed an allergy to coffee.”
The couple gasped.
Tears sprang to Justin’s eyes when he realized the implication.
Lindsay frowned and put away the glasses since she got a headache from them and asked Justin, “What’s the problem, Justin?”
SUnshine barely got a word out, he was crying so hard. “Brian and I have to break up!”
Brian couldn’t believe what he heard? He just bought his baby a butterfly necklace yesterday! “What are you saying, Justin?”
“You love coffee! And and…” Justin blew his nose. “And you can’t possibly be with someone who’s allergic to it! And what about our coffee date night, omg? Our Wednesday sharing at Starbucks is so important for our relationship!”
“Well, Justin, “ said Lindsey. “As I understand it, your allergies only maek themselves known when you’re in direct contact with or pouring coffee, am I right?”
“I guess….”
“Well then, as long as you’re not pouring coffee or consuming coffee in any way and Brian brushes his teeth before he kisses you, then I don’t see why you’d have to split up.”
Brian sighed with relief and smiled at Justin when he turned to look at him through big watery orbs.
“It’s going to be alright, Sunshine. And if worse comes to worst, I will give up coffee.”
“You would do that for me?”
“O f course I would.”
“I love you, Brian,” said Justin and kissed his man. Brian could not say it back just yet but he told him with his heart.
Suddenly Lindsy jumped up and returned not ten seconds later. “Here! I even have a Starbucks menu here and you’ll be happy to see that they offer a variety of non-coffee drinks.”
“Thank you so much for your help, Linds!”
~++~+****--~~
Come Wednesday, two beautiful men (one slightly smaller and blonde, the other bigger and auburnt dark) could be seen sitting in a Starbucks window, talking and laughing till well past 10pm.
Justin loved his Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccinos and Brian was always thirsty for his own personal Sunshine Frappuccino afterwards.
***The End~~~!
Brian/Justin | PG-13 | Starbucks endorsement (gah!)
I scrolled through getithere just now and once again I was captivated by the subject lines. This one Tear falls down Justin’s cheek while pouring coffee gave me an idea. It’s creepy how quickly some crackfic is written. :/
Sunshine Frappuccino
by Sake
“Sunshien, why are you crying?” Brian watched his baby worriedly, strking over his back lovingly.
“I don’t know, Brain, omg! Sorry for being totally lesbianicc.” Justin finished pouring the coffee for Brian, grasped the mug with his smalldelicate hands and held it out for his man.
“Mmm,” the older man purred, taking the mug and putting it aside.
Justin was hurt and tried to keep the tears from falling. Did Brain not like the way he made his coffee anymore?
“Shh, Sunshine,” soothed Brian while wet pools of Carolina blue. “I was just going to say that I’m gonna take a creamer with that coffee.”
“Oh.” Justin giggled and it transformed into a moan when Brian pulled down his tighty whiteys and took him in his mouth.
~~****<<>>>*~
When Brian and Tehodore (FIRED!) entered the diner during lunch, Brian’s heart clenched at the sight. Instantly, he was at Justin’s side, framing his delicate face (surrounded by golden locks) with his hands. “Tell me what’s wrong!”
“I don’t know, Brian,” sniffeled Justin. “I just can’t stop crying!”
Brian threw a quick look at the corner booth where Mickey was eating Cap’n Crunch.
“Did Mikey say anything? Was he mean to you?” It wouldn’t have been the first time.
“No, no, nothing like that.”
“Then, what?” Brian was at his wit’s end. What could possibly be wrong with his Sunshine?
Justin convinced him to sit down with Ted and order. But how could Brian sit there and have turkey on whole wheat holdthemayo when Justin was obviously herding?
The boy came over with a fresh steaming pot of coffee and a brave smile on his angelic face. He started pouring for Brian and it happened again! Big round tears fell into Brian’s cup instead of cofefe!
“Okay, that’s it!” Brian jumped up from the booth. “Deb? Justin is taking the rest of the day off!”
“Okay yes sure, honey!” called Debby from the back of the diner. “I’m proud of you for taking care of your partner!”
Outside, Justin asked, “What am I going to do?”
“You’re going to go c a therapist Sunshine and I’ll be with you every step of the way because we’re a team!”
***~~++~~*
Luckily, Lindsey had recentyl taken a therapist online course while staying home with a sick Gus.
Brian held Justni’s smaller hand tightly in his bigger one while Justin described the situation. Lindsay listened intently, as far as the ad exec could tell, and took some notes. Brain thought she looked very professional.
When Justin was finished, he almost started crying again. For a different reason though now, as he was stressed out about the situation.
“We’ll get through this together, Sunshine, don’t worry,” told Brian and pleaded to Lindsay with his hazel eyes.
Lindsay put on Mel’s reading glasses before saying, “Okay, I think I have this figured out. Justin, from the symptoms you described and from the list of medical incompatibilities that Brian told me (which he knows by heart), I think you’ve developed an allergy to coffee.”
The couple gasped.
Tears sprang to Justin’s eyes when he realized the implication.
Lindsay frowned and put away the glasses since she got a headache from them and asked Justin, “What’s the problem, Justin?”
SUnshine barely got a word out, he was crying so hard. “Brian and I have to break up!”
Brian couldn’t believe what he heard? He just bought his baby a butterfly necklace yesterday! “What are you saying, Justin?”
“You love coffee! And and…” Justin blew his nose. “And you can’t possibly be with someone who’s allergic to it! And what about our coffee date night, omg? Our Wednesday sharing at Starbucks is so important for our relationship!”
“Well, Justin, “ said Lindsey. “As I understand it, your allergies only maek themselves known when you’re in direct contact with or pouring coffee, am I right?”
“I guess….”
“Well then, as long as you’re not pouring coffee or consuming coffee in any way and Brian brushes his teeth before he kisses you, then I don’t see why you’d have to split up.”
Brian sighed with relief and smiled at Justin when he turned to look at him through big watery orbs.
“It’s going to be alright, Sunshine. And if worse comes to worst, I will give up coffee.”
“You would do that for me?”
“O f course I would.”
“I love you, Brian,” said Justin and kissed his man. Brian could not say it back just yet but he told him with his heart.
Suddenly Lindsy jumped up and returned not ten seconds later. “Here! I even have a Starbucks menu here and you’ll be happy to see that they offer a variety of non-coffee drinks.”
“Thank you so much for your help, Linds!”
~++~+****--~~
Come Wednesday, two beautiful men (one slightly smaller and blonde, the other bigger and auburnt dark) could be seen sitting in a Starbucks window, talking and laughing till well past 10pm.
Justin loved his Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccinos and Brian was always thirsty for his own personal Sunshine Frappuccino afterwards.
***The End~~~!