So my dad is asleep when I come home from work. My mom and I are talking. Whenever my mom says 'dad' my dad will kinda wake up and look around the room.
me: "You know mom. Every time you say dad he wakes up."
Dad: "Shut the hell up."
Me & Mom: "O_O"
Dad: "Go eat in the kitchen where you're suppose to be." *asleep*
Me & Mom: "lol"
Dad: "zzzzzzzz"
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