Attempt at some crackpoilouseDecember 20 2011, 09:40:02 UTC
Sho had never been so confused in his life, even when an old grandpa named Johnny had told him he was the vampire slayer of his generation. He liked, loved, or simply wanted to do bad things with Matsumoto Jun. Problem was, Jun was a vampire. A vampire of the next generation, meaning that he could live in daylight and look at mirrors and such, but still. Sho was very professional, after all he had been the one who slayered Vampire Akanishi Jin. That was something, wasn’t it ? And now, he was looking for everything he could find on vampire-forbidden relationships. He watched all seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, True Blood, the movie Interview with a Vampire, and even managed to watch the first five minutes of Twilight before he wanted to slay both Bella and Edward for being so stupid
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This made me laugh really hard. Thanks for brightening up my day! =) Hahaha, I died at the image of Aiba riding on a whale's sprouting water. And perfect description of Nino lol.
"watch the first five minutes of Twilight before he wanted to slay both Bella and Edward for being so stupid" "oh-so-wise-yet-so-cryptic-but-wait-is-he-sleeping? Ohno Satoshi" "The One Who Never Aged. (True story. Nino was the last highlander of his generation)"
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Yes, why don't you, J? XD Love the sparkles! :)
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I loled at "watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer"! I loved that series, lol.
This was great, thanks!
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I love reading crack fics, too. But it's easier to read it than to write it ! :)
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Let's hide from Twilight fans together ;)
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"watch the first five minutes of Twilight before he wanted to slay both Bella and Edward for being so stupid"
"oh-so-wise-yet-so-cryptic-but-wait-is-he-sleeping? Ohno Satoshi"
"The One Who Never Aged. (True story. Nino was the last highlander of his generation)"
I laughed so much at these xD
thanks :)
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Oh also LOL at Johnny haterating on underaged smoking kids, hee!
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Thanks for reading ! :)
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