5 times JUMP really hated their costume designers
Fer the HSJ-thon :)
5 times JUMP really hated their costume designers
1.
During concert rehersals for HS7, they finally got to see the costumes they were going to wear for the performances.
"Ja-jannn~" The producer open up the box. HS7 peered into the box.
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
"Maji-de???" Ryutaro pulled out a outfit. No wait, it didn't even deserve to be called an outfit. It was a full body johnnys costume that shined like no day and it only had 3 holes.
Meanwhile, Chinen looked at his solo song outfit confused. The producer then came to Chinen and pulled the outfit upwards.
"You were holding it upside down."
"EH?! Even like this it dosen't make any sense."
"Producer-san!! HOW am I suppose to wear this!! It only has 3 holes!! FOR A FULLBODY COSTUME!!" Ryutaro demanded.
Yamada and Yuto held up a outfit.
"Is this a two person outfit? Or for someone who's REALLY obese..." Yamada commented as Yuto pulled at the strung together pants.
"Ma, ma, it wasn't my decision for these costumes" the producer defended himself.
Keito squinted hard at his scarf, no wait, hat? thing??
"Alright what the heck is this." Keito held up the thing as the rest of HS7 shrugged.
It was then HS7 swore that the next time they met up with the costume designers there were going to get a hell of a pillow beating.
2.
"THERE IS NO WAY I'M WEARING THAT FOR THE JOHNNYS COUNTDOWN!" Inoo screamed.
"Mmm. Actually it might fit you..." Hikaru said.
"Hikaru! It's a SKIRT. A SKIRT. You know, something GIRLS wear?"
"How can you even say that it's a skirt? It looks like a sleeve to me" Keito said as he cocked his head to the side.
"Looked like a scarf to me." Daiki piped up from across the dressing room.
"Better than what I thought.. I thought it was a bird plushie." Ryutaro said.
"Hm. I swear to god it was a shirt when I first looked at it." Yabu said as he picked up the feathery, ruffled, sparkly article.
"Whatever it is, I'm NOT wearing it!!" Inoo huffed angry.
"One day, I swear." Inoo venged quietly.
3.
"WHY GOD! WHYY! WE HAD A DEAL! ONLY THE OTHER MEMBERS WOULD GET THE UGLY STUFF!!" Takaki wailed at the ceiling as he waved his fist.
"Yuuyan it's only shoes, it's better than a shirt or something people will actually pay attention to." Yamada reasoned.
"But look at it Yama-chan!" Takaki thrust the boots/shoes/timberlands/uggs? in Yamada's face.
"Plus it smells like dead squirrel..." Takaki muttered.
"Wait, how do you know what dead squirrel smells like?" Yuto asked.
"That's not the point," Takaki brushed off the comment cooly.
"Then what is the point?" Hikaru asked.
"The point is that me and you are having another talk." Takaki glared at the ceiling.
4.
Daiki blinked repeatedly at this THING.
"Okay, so anyone willing to tell me why there is something flashing on my leather gloves?"
Chinen poked at the flashing light.
"I think it's a Christmas tree light."
"Haha, watch it be a bomb." Hikaru joked but the whole room fell silent.
"OH EM GEE. THE COSTUME DESIGNERS ARE OUT TO GET US!" Takaki screamed and began running around the room.
Yabu glared at Hikaru.
"Gomen ne."
5.
Yabu groaned as he sat down and dropped his costume onto the couch.
"Ano, Yabu-kun, there's something GROWING on your costume." Keito said.
"8 years Keito. I've been in Johnny's Entertainment for 8 years. And still...they...torture me..." Yabu broke down.
"Don't worry Yabu-kun, we'll get them someday." Keito said comfortingly while patting Yabu's back.
That day somewhere in the JE building a costume designer laughed maniacally.
Owari~
I actually had a lot of fun writing this one :D
Lol I'm so DoS x3