5 Times Keito Was a Twinkie
5 times Keito was a twinkie
1.
JUMP was in thier usual room waiting for Julie to come hunt them down for another photoshoot of some sort. Hikaru took a look around the room and saw everyone either doing homework, playing games or sitting on member laps.
"Ne, ne, let's tell jokes" was one of the worst things Hikaru could've said. Soon JUMP's room was bursting with laughter and smacking of heads for people who told dumb ones. Jr's who were walking past gave each other confused glances and quickly walked down the hall.
"Moi, Yuto, that was stupid" Yamada whined while giggling. Yuto just gave a goofy grin and cocked his head to one side.
Ryutaro poked Keito's cheek.
"Why don't you tell us a joke?"
Keito snorted. He would NOT subject to corny puns.
"When pigs fly" he literally translated from English to Japanese.
"Why would pigs fly?" Chinen ask curiously.
"No no, it's a figure of speech"
"What's a figure of speech?" Hikaru asked.
Keito sighed.
2.
JUMP had gotten stalked Keito to a little English cafe they had found. They watched in amazement as Keito ordered everything for them. Within 5 minutes they had thier drinks and baked goods.
"OISHII~" Daiki squealed when he took a bite of his tart. It was ALMOST as good as Pocky. Yabu glomped Daiki because he was just to adorable.
Inoo sniffed at the 'thing' on Keito's plate while Keito gave him a wierd glance as he drank his tea.
"What's that?" Inoo pointed to the 'thing'
"It's a crumpet."
"A cookie?"
"No, cr-um-pet."
"Oh, you mean a pancake?"
Keito sighed. "Yeah a pancake"
3.
Takaki scrunched up his face. He messed up his hair a little and went back to concentrating on his homework. After 10 minutes of this repeated cycle, Keito, who was on the couch looked up from a Myojo magazine.
"What's your homework on anyways Takaki?"
"England's History. Why do i even have to learn this. I'm in JAPAN. JA-PAN!" Takaki suddenly screamed at the ceiling. Takaki then looked back at Keito.
"I only got one question" Takaki pointed to his paper. Keito came and peered at the chicken scratch on the paper.
JULIE-US SEIZURE
"How do you know Julius Caesar yet not no any other English historical figure?"
"Oh, I just remembered Julie-us Seizure from Kurosagi. Yamashita-kun was soo kakkoi in that movie~"
Keito sighed and scratched out the JULIE-US SEIZURE and wrote in Julius Caesar in his elegant English writing. Afterwards he told Takaki the story of Julius Caesar. After seeing Takaki's emotionless face Keito dumbed the words down a bit.
"THAT'S HORRIBLE" Takaki sobbed. Keito was speechless.
"EVEN HIS HALF BROTHER KILLED HIM?" Takaki wailed.
"Erm, well... Yeah. But it was all about power back then." Takaki got even louder then and started telling Keito the whole 'power isn't everything speech'.
4.
Keito gently banged his head against the music that was pounding into his head. He was listening to his precious English songs containing The Rolling Stones, The Beatles and Leona Lewis.
Chinen, who was on his laptop researching on Ohno looked over at Keito. He leaned over so he can hear the songs.
"Who are they?" Chinen asked.
"The Beatles."
Chinen typed and clicked a bit on his laptop. Soon 'P.S I Love You' came out of his laptop. Keito looked questioningly at Chii.
"PSH-AWWW. Ohno-kun can sing so much better than them."
Keito gaped.
"The Beatles are INTERNATIONAL artists!"
"Ohno-kun can dance better. Plus he can FISH! Can the "Beatles" fish?!"
"Normal artists don't fish."
Big mistake. Keito just let it slip out. This time it was Chii's turn to gap. For the next week, Keito was subjected to cold glares and lessons on why Ohno-kun was just so great.
5.
Keito walked into the JUMP's dressing room wearing his favourite Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt. His aunt from England sent it over. All his friends back thier had at least one shirt from A & F.
Yamada looked Keito up and down. Keito looked back uncomfortably.
"Ne, Keito i've seen alot of Western artists wear that shirt. What does the A & F stand for?"
"Abercrombie & Fitch"
"A-bin-comy an-d Firch"
"Um, close."
"Actually a Abercrombie & Fitch store is going to open up next year here in Japan. In the Ginza district"
Yamada glance back and forth then leaned in and whispered "Do foreign girls like it?"
"I'm not sure.. But alot of my friends who are girls in England like it."
Yamada leaned back and smiled.
"Ne, Keito, anyone ever tell you that you're a twinkie?" Yuto piped in after eves-dropping on thier conversation.
"I often think so myself, is it bad?"
"Nope, it's what makes Keito, Keito."
Yuto glomped him. After a while everyone in JUMP was glomping Keito and messing up his hair. The moment only lasted for a bit before Julie stormed in and told him to hurry up.
OWARI~
LOL this was so based on one of my friends. She's such a twinkie :D
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