I lol'd.

[sakurakage]

Breaking Dawn, by Stephanie Meyer, was released on August 1st. I've read the first three books, but decided not to buy this one. Instead, I simply Wiki'd it two days after it was released to read the plot and skip the annoying bits.

I laughed. It's so awful it's funny. Mary Sue ahoy!!

I read an interview MTV conducted with Meyer  prior to reading

Comments

[reuvenpeppers]

I hate how every news source keeps comparing these books to HP!!! >:|

I kind of want to read them, but mostly because I like long books and/or series, y'know, because I like something that lasts me awhile. But I am kind of worried after reading that interview. And that was a terrible picture of Stephanie Meyer! Sheesh.

and lmao @ hairy powdered donut. right on.

[sakurakage]

THE BIGGEST THING SINCE HARRY POTTER THAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION.

Ugh, I know. D:

I think you should read the books so that you can establish your own opinion. I've read the first three books, and even though I don't like them, there are a few things that are pretty good. Mainly the minor characters, aha.

Develop your own opinion~

Inorite?!

[thefadango]

BREAKING DAWN SEEMS TO BE LACKING IN THE DAZZLE DEPARTMENT

[thefadango]

oh my that is all scrunched.

I HAD GOOD INTENTIONS, THOUGH.

[sakurakage]

THAT IS ALL RIGHT. I UNDERSTAND.

IT DOES SEEM TO BE LACKING THOUGH DOESN'T IT? AT LEAST THERE'S A LILY POTTER MAGIC LOVE SHIELD, AND I GUESS HER DAUGHTER SHOULD BE RENAMED HARRIET OR SOMETHING SINCE SHE HAS HER MOTHER'S EYES AND IS SOME ALL-IMPORTANT FIGURE OR WHATEVS.

[thefadango]

OMG I KNOWWWWW~ STEPHENIE MEYER IS SOOOOO ORIGINAL~!

[fowfan]

Hello! Bella is the biggest moper in history! When Edward left in New Moon? (I would cite other things but I'm reading New Moon right now.)

Oh wait -- sorry-- "Charlie" called her lifeless not a moper.

BULLSHEEEEET.

Still. What can I say. I am still unable to put the book down.

[sakurakage]

At going through a period of loving it, then liking it, then reading New Moon and going watching as the series spiraled downward into a black pit, then deciding I hated it, then liked it for the lulz - I have decided that I don't like it, but if others do that's okay as long as they don't try to pass it off as high literature. Some totally do.

By the way, I wanted to share this with you: Something is... ~HAPPENING~

Seriously, check this site out. Hilarious. SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE ELSE, because I haven't yet and don't know when I'll be getting around to it.

Also, if you don't feel like reading Breaking Dawn (and just want to skip past Eclipse), cleolinda (who I believe created the Movies in 15 Minutes community) has an amazing and hilarious chapter-by-chapter analysis and commentary of it.

[fowfan]

"HOOR" hahahahaha!

I'll see what happens. New Moon isn't annoying me too much right now but I don't feel like buying a hardcover anyway so...we shall see.