....and so I rant in a stream of conscious thought

Mar 11, 2003 19:21

So I'm sitting here.... in my room.... surrounded by my own filth.... trying to think of what to type in my "Brand New" Live Journal account..... *sigh*. Too many people have been asking me, "You on Live Journal.... Update damn it!". Sooooo, that leave me to now.....awkward silence ( Read more... )

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Me too! ssmodk March 11 2003, 18:00:20 UTC
Hey! I wear black! I think I'll come over and kick your pony-not-wantin' ass... as soon as I can stop crying over my miserable and pancake-covered existance.

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Re: Me too! supiluliumas March 11 2003, 23:24:05 UTC
I hate pancakes. Wallow in misery!

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Re: Me too! ssmodk March 12 2003, 16:51:12 UTC
God has forsaken us! And the syrup! We are butter-less, syrup-less children of the damned!

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lordhumungous March 15 2003, 15:02:43 UTC
you're all fucked with your diet of McDonalds; I want Kix cereal!!!

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supiluliumas March 16 2003, 13:23:08 UTC
Kix: Kid tested, mother approved. Which means its nothing more than a tool of The Man! Yum! They might as well just call it 'Conformity-Os'!

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ssmodk March 19 2003, 00:40:39 UTC
Preach it, my strong black brother!

Fight the man, no matter what the color of his oppressive and overly-sugary domination.

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Solid! supiluliumas March 19 2003, 00:45:46 UTC
Knowing Wes, it's a big pasty peach-orange, with a giant yellow streak across his back. And a big white milk mustache from eating all that soul-crushing breakfast cereal with that dazed, mindless look on his face!

'Accept your lot in life!' screams his television set. Kix in his stomach, he's too weak to resist.

'I will,' says Wes.

'Listen to Eminem! Buy the latest model car and junk it after six years! Meet a girl and spend lots of money indulging her vapid materialism! Have kids and make them eat Kix! Join the Establishment! You have nothing to lose but the onerous responsibility of making decisions and thinking for yourself!'

'I'm Slim Shady!' chimes in the obedient Wes. Another one lost. The Shadow spreads.

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The Score vixendust March 19 2003, 17:07:39 UTC
supiluliumas: 41

ssmodk: 40

sakuramboo: 2

lordhumungous: 1

vixendust: 1

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Re: The Score ssmodk March 19 2003, 21:43:37 UTC
Damn it... How could I have fallen behind?

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lordhumungous March 27 2003, 08:28:02 UTC
I'm on to you motherfuckers!! No..... WAY.... am I dancing for bill gates!!I dance for noone... except for B. Arthur....she makes me...moist....

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supiluliumas March 27 2003, 14:45:47 UTC
There's no way we can see this comment you're adding unless we backtrack! You've got to start replying to the relevant comments themselves, ya dick! Or the WORLD WILL PERISH IN THE MASTER'S FIRE, LUCIFER MAMMON PROBOSCIS MINUSPATER.... *twitch*

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lordhumungous March 31 2003, 07:42:10 UTC
hey fucker, how about writing something?? I'm tired of reading the crazy shit that ssmodk and supi write back and forth.

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supiluliumas March 31 2003, 13:49:06 UTC
You can't rush the powers of creativity! No doubt Cherry will write something when he's good and ready. The last thing he needs is you abusing him and laughing at his manhood when he fails to get a creative erection! We all ejaculate at our own pace!

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