new feature -- movie review!

[salamalek]

THIS WEEK -- THE STANGERS (2008) [Bryan Bertino], starring Liv TYLER!

here's how you save roughly an hour and fifteen minutes of your life. ready?

one hour and ten minutes:

suspense-suspense-suspense-climax!-suspense-climax!-suspense-suspense-suspense.

last five minutes:

GO FUCK YOURSELVES, AUDIENCE!

the endout a ten possible stars, i

Comments

[evil_mom]

I'd pay 5$ to see you punch Liv Tyler in the face.

two word review;

[silentshout]

shit sandwich.