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[salamandher]

[The comm clicks on to a clipped, annoyed female voice. There are footsteps in the background, and her voice is echoing. She's on the move, but where exactly she's going is anyone's guess, at this point.]

Okay. I get it. Alternate universe, right? I tripped in the shower, fell into the refrigerator, accidentally summoned up a gateway to Cthulhu's

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[autodidacticone]

...you too?

[salamandher]

Be more specific. Me too what?

[autodidacticone]

You usually...accidentally trip into alternate dimensions?

I mean, I always sort of vaguely assumed I wasn't the only one, since empirically there's no reason why I should be, even if going by statistical analysis alone, but I've never met anyone who...

...well, that's a lie, but dead people don't count.

[salamandher]

No. Once there was that thing with mushrooms. Shitake mushrooms, not the other kind.

Yeah, you know? Considering how many people answered this message? You're really not the only one.