just so that you know, a good friend of mine had the shit beaten out of him last week at the Mad Hatter, which for those of you who don't know, is the only gay club in Columbus. He went to get a second drink, and doesn't remember anything else after. He woke up the next morning still downtown, half naked, with his car and cell phone stolen ( Read more... )

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So, I got the role in "Anne". Yes, I am playing a 60 year old woman, but what's new? Hey, I start the show off with the first two numbers. Unfortunately, no one told me that Family Theatre is a BIG religious organization. I don't mean big as in big, but big as in REALLY religious. Hopefully, they won't piss me off too much. It's actually a ( Read more... )

Callbacks went bad. There was one other older woman there, but all the others were 12 year olds. What did I expect, I guess. The song that we were given was so high that I felt like I had to grab my balls (and I don't even have any!). It gave me no chance to show off my spectacular lower range ( Read more... )

I just found an ad for a weight loss patch, similar to the birth control patch. Thought about it, the realized it was almost $200. Damn ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'48.3%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65.1%Shamelessness47.6%
Puts 'em on the glass 79.4% Sex Drive 21.1%
Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking77.7%Straightness5.4%
Knows the other body type like a map 44.9% Gayness 41.1%
At least one weekend of ecstacy 83.6 ( Read more... )

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