• While the interior designer liked watching Star Trek, the marauder preferred using a blender.
  
• Jonno was wearing nothing when aliens abducted the British royal family.
  
• An activist from Manhatten bought a printer from an archeologist, before doing laundry.
  
• While the flutist hated exploring deserted mine shafts, I disliked brewing ginger beer.
  
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Our lecturer can't construct sentences! Which always keeps assignments amusing for grammar nazi's like myself. I'm actually being really unfair, I bet English isn't his first language, and I understood what he was talking about, I think picking apart the assignment sheet is just more tempting than actually doing the assignment.

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Anyone who thinks saying "cartesian product operation defines a relation that is the concatenation of every tuple of relation R with every tuple of relation S" at 8:40am in the morning will actually achieve anything is... cruel. And if that was in the first 10 minutes of the lecture, just think what the other two hours and fifty minutes were like ( Read more... )

1. People between 18 and 25 are very unhygenic. Yet somehow they thrive ( Read more... )

Our cat just barbequed his tail in with the household heater... More accurately he barbequed the fur on the back of his tail while brushing up against the heater, before running off with a slightly frightened "mrrrow!" and now the house smells like barbeque seasoning ( Read more... )

Granny bought the best icecream today - it's tim tam flavour, with all these bits of chocolate and biscuit all through it... It is really really good.

As is my new job, I get to wear whatever colour shirt I like... After three unbearable years of white shirts at Action, and five years of white shirts at Perth College there's a hell of alot of ( Read more... )

Firstly, after filling out an organ donor registration form I realised that todays date is very cool ( Read more... )

Children have bizarre habits with underwear. For example I have a photo of me when I was little, charging around with no shirt, a toy sword and with brightly coloured undies on my head. Leilah however, not being the pirate fangirl or macho tomboy does things a little differently. Whenever she's in a car she pulls her knickers off and throws them ( Read more... )

That woman on the big brother adds is really creepy. Why haven't they gotten rid of her already?
On that note - why havent they gotten rid of big brother already?

Hmmm. Maybe they were really stupid and got themselves into a 20 year long contract, and we're going to have to put up with big brother and that woman for all eternity.

I impulse bought grandma this cool hair clip thing the other day (she's been growing her hair out, and I thought it would suit her nicely), and she's been walking around playing with it all day, like a chirpy little girl with some new hairclip or something. It's very endearing ( Read more... )