Dane County Fair

[salisbury]

I visited the county fair this past weekend, and after eating some terrible food and then almost losing said food on a Twirl 'n' Puke, we checked out the various animals that were on display.

One kid was taking care of his turkey, and it was rather difficult to resist telling him that his bird's head looked like it was made out of nutsacks.

Comments

[unpleasantville]

mmm delicious nutsack bird

[lunchmeat]

Butterball nutsack, a real Thanksgiving feast.

blue ribbons

[flightofscarlet]

So how exactly do you decide between a blue ribbon waddle (aka nutsack) and a loser waddle. What special characteristics must it have? Elasticity, quantity of wrinkles, coloration..