The Elevator: A Tale in Three Parts

[salisbury]

It was about three months ago that the experience of entering the elevator and farting struck me as interesting. It wasn't the fact that this was an unusual experience for me, but instead the realization that this was merely another occurrence in a pattern of behavior. I had farted in that elevator many, many times before and I most likely would

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[chuck4]

So legendary is this tale, I had already heard it told in the street before reading it here.