You know you need to move out of your parents house when....

[sally_albright]

...You wake up in the basement to a earthquake-like noise in the kitchen upstairs only to find out your mother has farted in the kitchen chair while drinking her morning coffee and reading "her papers."

Comments

[mrsfancypants]

Oh lord. Ain't it the truth.

[kissedclavicle]

oh gawd.

[bongothemighty]

That...that's incredible.