EMO RANT AHOY, CAP'N.

[sally_vs_muffin]

I'm crap.

Yes that's right.

I'm absolutely crap.

If I bought me.

I'd take me back to the shop and demand a refund.

I'm a horrible person and a disappointment. Absolutely horrible.

And I put spaces in between my lines.

You know you hate me for it.

I know I do.

And I'm so emo.

That I'm writing about it in my LJ.

Comments

[sir_greeny]

I might have been talking about customs crackheads earlier in Tamara's journal, but what the fuck are you on. "We all" (and I think it's clear who's included) love you, Sally.

Brighten up, because you rock, and other ignorant people who disagree deserve to be smote anyway. ... Besides, school hasn't started yet. What are you worried about?

Hey hey, fifteen k.

[tipzytamagotchi]

If I bought you, I'd...I'd keep you? *tries to be sweet to make you feel better*

I think Gene did a better job. *shakes her fist as his wordy goodness*

[hondavidk]

If I bought you, I'd take you back but I wouldn't demand a refund because it was so fun to pay for you!

:/

[ohhdaarling]

If I bought you, I'd have non-stop kinky lesbian sex with you, because you are one hot human! And I loooove you +_=