hold onto your balls, bitches.

[salmajhayek]

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[millerrs]

I saw my name in your sn and told myself it was destiny.

[salmajhayek]

i saw your face at the grocery store and convinced myself it was hell. moving forward, what are Your Intentions?

[millerrs]

i'm so so so sorry for that baby. it was the one of me topless, wasn't it. god, I cannot say. I wish I could but if you knew them you might prefer the grocery store.

[salmajhayek]

don't skip around the matter at hand. Your Intentions, Sienna?

[me_bello]

The fact that Eva Peron is listed in your interests makes me quiver the slightest bit. Random, I know, it's better if you recognize it as a compliment and ignore the fact that I'm slightly insane.

[salmajhayek]

she wasn't the first to step out of the realm of original thought to succeed, but she was the first to do it with grace and a complete lack of elegance. i respect this. hahaha i love insanity more than i love a good pair of heels, you're safe.

[murphybrittany]

You were on my tv last night, WITH COLIN NO LESS.

[salmajhayek]

personally, i would have preferred D'Angelo.

[colin_farrell]

Excuse you!

[marsden]

This is absolutely fantastic.

[salmajhayek]

my sentiments exactly, Prince Charming.

[santoror]

Open the curtains.

[salmajhayek]

cheek to the window.