UKIP: "Invade France! Send us your fish!"

[salmon_of_doubt]

Quite amused today when a work colleague pointed out the following gem from UKIP's election manifesto:

UKIP will:

[...]

Establish an ‘Exclusive Economic Zone’ extending 200 nautical miles from the UK’s coastline over which the UK exerts total control"

Neat. So we get a sizeable chunk of France, including Paris, with a side order of Belgium, the

Comments

[ant_girl]

What a very good idea. :-)

[salmon_of_doubt]

;-)

The 'c/o Head Office' felt like a bit of a cop-out, but then the longer the packages spend in the postal system the better the effect.

You could even add 'Not To Be Opened Till May 6th'...

[clarey_h]

Would they have to British fish? I guess I can't send a tin of Alaskan salmon.

[salmon_of_doubt]

I dunno, you could always include a note saying "this one thought he'd got away..." ;-)

[fayeautumn]

UKIP are parochial and backwards looking, no use to us at all.

Labour and the Conservatives fail time and time again and aren't deserving of running a country, we should fire them. And the BNP are a bunch of degenerate thugs.
Maybe we should try someone else in office for a change.

[salmon_of_doubt]

I know, but winding the clock back to before the Hundred Years War is a little excessive even for them ;-)

Your list has one fairly conspicuous absence. Good luck with that, living where you do...