To get The Creative Juices Flowing

[sals_uni_diary]

Same as dracothelizard did a short while ago, I've devised a list of ten characters, each labelled with a number (1 to 10, obviously). You give me ideas for possible short writings and I'll try to do something with them.
For example: 1 goes on a date with 3, but falls in love with 9, who is their waiter. What happens?

I'm looking forward to your suggestions!

Comments

If you haven't included Nanny Ogg, I'm surprised and disappointed.

[dracothelizard]

I will ask you the questions you asked me!

3 and 7 are hosts in a beauty pageant in which 5 and 10 are participating. 8, angry at not being allowed to compete in the pageant, wants to take revenge on 3 and 7. How will this end?

1 and 2 are stuck in an elevator together, while 4 functions as 1's consiousness trying to get 1 to do something to 2. What this something is, I leave up to you.

6 and 9 meet Richie and Eddie (Bottom, what else?) in the pub, and all four get drunk. What happens?

AND THEN A FEW MORE:

1 has had a crush on 6 for a while now, and wants to ask them out. How does 1 do this, and how does 6 react?

10 is a blind-date type dating show. The other contestants are 2, 5 and 8. Who does 10 eventually pick?

3 and 7 have to co-write an essay on a something to do with English literature. What do they write about, and is it any good?

4 wins an award for something. What kind of award do they win, and what's their acceptance speech like?

9 starts a Livejournal. What's their username and what do they write about?

Re: If you haven't included Nanny Ogg, I'm surprised and disappointed.

[raim]

6 goes for 10's mother, only to find out a horrible family secret in the process!