keli equals da bomb.

[salsa_verde]

you know what? i dont fucking care if i dont dress "cool" enough for alternative cool people, i am who i am and i think i'm a hella tightass motha fucker. that's right, not mothafucka nor mother fucker, a fucking hybrid word bitches

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[reachoutanddie]

wait, was Ms. Schweitzer our scary-ass 300 pound ex-marine lesbian 9th grade english teacher??

[salsa_verde]

ummmmmmmmm you aren't thinking of Mrs. Kipps, are you? Ms. Schweitzer IS like 300 lbs, but she was the Judo world champion! She always ate tunafish on a bagel everyday and one day Rosemary stole her fork and hid it, and then Javier and Tim started calling her "Forky" oh and that was junior year.