Remember that time Rebecca burned me with a cookie?

What a bitch, right?

Ruby, don't talk to me.

Yeah, this is moving beyond facebook. It's moving onto livejournal. Are you happy now??

You know how to fix this. It's up to you. The proverbial ball is in your fictional court.

**EDIT** Thank you.

I seriously suck. How is that I miss not one but TWO meetings with Paul Niwa???? How is it possible that I get my freakin' weeks mixed up? Who does that??? I feel like such a slacker, which is true, for the most part.

Argh!

Ruby and I went to the Decemberists'  show last night. It was glorious and involved a mini-reenactment of the Boston Massacre, even though they didn't know shit about the Boston Massacre. Also a girl asking me to sit down. What is the world coming to ( Read more... )

In order to better understand what happened to what I've always believed to be the most pointless month ever (except for a few awesome people being born), I am going to make a list of what I did and what happened. They are not in chronological order because that is not how I think when I am tired ( Read more... )

Ruby said, "No one ever updates their lj's and it pisses me off!"

So, since I am such a good friend, I decided to update. So that means that basically this is going to be pointles. Just a disclaimer.

How is it possible that I've been busy? I don't get that. People call me and I say, "I'm too busy to talk." And it's actually true. Well, most of the ( Read more... )

We've decided to bring back "Code Black." As in you're opening a ketchup packet and it explodes on your shirtfront.

"Uh, guys, we have a Code Black."

Or you can't find your keys.

"Shit! Code Black! Where are my keys!?"

Just FYI.

I have made a made a list. It is a list of people I need to hang out with but have not yet made plans to do so.

I have made another list of things I need to do. It is significantly longer than the above list.

And can we just discuss how my beat reporting professor is "teaching us how to write"? She's telling us to use dumb-people words and not to ( Read more... )

The Event of the Day ( Read more... )

Can we discuss how freakin' close we are to being back at school ( Read more... )