My Mom's Stationary

[saltonmyfood]

"if u want to be happy for a few hours, get drunk. if u want to be happy for a weekend, get married. if u want to be happy for a week, butcher a pig. if u watn to be happy for all ur life long, BECOME A GARDENER."

ya, u know ur jealous of my mom.

Comments

[hey_wats_up]

OMG UR MOM IS A PIMP! she drinks... she elopes... she kills innocent animals!!!

[devr0n]

how would butchering a pig make you happy for a week?

[saltonmyfood]

it would make u happy for a week cuz u would have BACON to eat! and after a week, uh oh, no more bacon, no more pig! saddddddd.

[stale_viagra]

devon, i hope that was a general question, cuz if ur asking claire that... then why even bother! shes claire!

ps: youre moms my hero.
pps: lara, pimp is my word slutface!

[the_nose]

omg that is awesome! that is actually her stationary? wow, annemarie, i would never have thought. impresive!