The party's over

[saltyolddoc]

I'm sure everyone's heard about Engarde's parole by now. I guess you could say Eldoon's noodlE was one of the stars. There my cart was on the news, barrellin' downhill toward that shithead and all his fans. I been out of commission for a couple days repairing the stand, but Eldoon's noodlE is comin' to a corner near you tomorrow

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[miles_distant]

I did see the photo of your cart entered into evidence. That was an awfully quick repair.

As far as being a musician goes, some stubborn fools will follow you no matter what.

[saltyolddoc]

Well, I had nothin' better to do, did I, son. Had to get that stand back on the road. No safety net for off days, and people gotta eat.

[duck_gimshoe]

Sorry about your noodle stand, pal. We're waiting anxiously at the office for your triumphant return! Us, cops get hungry fast, ya know!

Hmm...piano, huh? That remind me. Wright said he was gonna teach me how to play my organ someday. I'm kinda looking forward to it...I hope I got enough soul in me to play it!

[saltyolddoc]

...As in Phoenix Wright?

[duck_gimshoe]

Yeah, pal! The one and only!

You seem a little unsure...somethin' the matter?

[saltyolddoc]

Phoenix Wright ain't no pianist, this I can guarantee you.

[walk_the_wock]

Pops I knew your noodles was lethal but I didn't know how much, bizzoy~

[saltyolddoc]

...Who's been spreadin' those rumours about my noodles?

Was it Meraktis?

'Cause let me tell you something, if anyone's got food poisonin', it's from his hospital's food!

[walk_the_wock]

Chillax pops I was just crackin! You otta trade that salt in for sumthing sweet yo!

[saltyolddoc]

You're still crackin', coz I ain't turning Eldoon's noodlE into an ice cream stand!