CRABS IN YOUR EYE

[saltywench]

I'm on a roll here, 3 posts in 1 day. Crazy! So, I'm headin out to Vegas for my sweet ass bachlorette party. It's going to be sweet ass times. The only thing Andrew has asked me to do is, "Please wash your face after you get glittery gay dick rubbed in it". The soap will wash away the glitter...but it won't wash away the crabs or herpes

Comments

[caslab]

for real, i don't want any glitter in the house. it always winds up on my face and the last thing i want on my face is dick glitter.

love,
your future husband

[unfettered]

but you look so good in dick glitter, andrew

[heywoodjabloski]

hi, you may know me as Nicholas Brandt, but today, I'm taking on a different role... I'm officially starting the KEEP DICK GLITTER OFF OF ANDREW"S FACE...

it's already happened too much people...
too much
*shakes head*

[evenstar23]

you light up my life! thank you.