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Wanted: Tsang Tao Firecrackers
They are, as you know, illegal in fifty of the states in the United States.
Will compensate for troubles.
Please email: kimjongillookingatthings (at) gmail (dot) com
Your help is needed, please.

This advert is anonymous on craigslist :'D

This is bad.

Bad.

Bad.

I need to find a guillotine, does anyone know where I can find one of those? Or maybe a Heretic's Fork. A thumb screw?

Anything?

No?

gha;lskgha;slfhkg;aldfj I cannot believe I did that why did I do that this is terrible.

I need to move out.

Or die in the attic.

Definitely the latter.

To: Yong, Mr. Braginsky, Mr. Ion, Yao
Happy new year.
I suppose.

Sent: Jan 1, 12:38 AM
Delayed, Sent: Jan 1, 3:21 AM

To: Idiot #1, Frog, Idiot #2, Homicidal Killer

Please do your best to fall off the face of this earth.

Sent: Jan 1, 12:40 AM
Delayed, Sent: Jan 1, 3:24 AM

Happy Birthday, Mr. Braginsky.

# 1 pkg Duncan Hines® Red Velvet Cake Mix
# 1 1/4 cup water
# 1/3 cup vegetable oil
# 3 large eggs
# 1.3x10^-3 mg arsenic

Final product:


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Let the all-out total warfare begin. The Geneva Convention does not exist on this battlefield ( Read more... )

Mr. Braginsky, this has been delivered to our house.

There were some interesting people that came to our door yesterday afternoon. They were Jehovah's Witnesses who tried to give me this:


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As per request of his landlord, Hak Soo has packed his chemistrysetbelongings and moved out. He leaves his keys in his mailbox and makes his way across town.

Say hello to his new home:


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It appears that I have, err, been evicted from my resident in The Charleston. Mr. Kim thought that my test subjects were living with me. Permanently. And told me I have the end of the week to leave. I am...screwed.

Where is that idiot brother when I need him?