BOOST YOUR SELF ESTEEM!

[sam_got_jood]

Are you feeling hideous? repulsive? overweight? and just down right ugly? Well, there's no need for antidepressents or to save up and buy the beautiful hooker that tells you that you're undoubtly charming as she closes her eyes in disgust and a mere smile comes across her sultry lips when you mention the 500 dollars you will be paying her in cash.

Comments

[narcotism]

You are God. I loved those pictures so much.
You make me giggle. ;x

[sam_got_jood]

hahaha

[narcotism]

;)
you=beautiful.

[tweeedle_dum]

gee, i dont know if i could handle this.

[_tinypeaches]

im really likeing that. i should try it ;)

[sam_got_jood]

Indeed you should.

[robin_th3_hood]

that whole nose picking thing made me arroused, but the one where i can see up your nose with the cheese just sent me over the edge.

pure joo hotness. i wonder if i could take a picture combining all of these into one awesome hot erotic picture

4.5/5 stars. i deducted .5 cause they're not nudes. sorry, wanna be famous you have to flash us. it kinda rhymes...

[sam_got_jood]

DAMN! That's what I should have added! Nudes! Great thinking, Mark. I'll do that next time!

[robin_th3_hood]

My great mind thinks alike. Or, well, close enough.

[sam_got_jood]

MARK GO POST NOODS ON YOUR LIVE JOURNAL!!!

[brokenbiscuits]

Haha. I do the looking away from the camera thing nicely. But I don't think people could possibly believe I don't know how beautiful I am.
You're right though, those scrolling posts really are mesmerising.

That cheese eating one is really, really hot in a strange, perverse kind of way.

[sam_got_jood]

cheese is a very arrousing food. consuming it during sex is unbelievable.

[robin_th3_hood]

i get arroused by almost all dairy products