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2009 arrives with a ~~bang and Sammy is here to comfort u
omg lovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy new year WITH A BANG!!! Watch Revolutionary Road and try to ignore my subtle direction making Leo touch MY WIFE sexually, we all now it was more me wanting to touch leo sexually but Kate just wasn't having it THE BITCH.
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Classic Favorite: American Beauty~~~
Gross? Creepy? Disturbing? Correct on all counts.
But hand it to Kevin Spacey, director Sam Mendes and screenwriter Alan Ball for turning what could have been just a creepy character into one of the funniest, most interesting and ultimately one of the wisest characters in recent memory. All three were awarded for their efforts with Oscars.
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'TIS THE SEASON!!!!!1
*streaks through the room wearing an elf suit and platform boots, unfolds a projection screen and instructs everyone to sit down* OMG HI DUMPLINGS!!1 *coughs into the mic* IS THIS THING ON???? hehehe anyway I have made my cinematic masterpiece just in time for the holidays omg
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Are you there God? It's me, Sammy 8==D~~~~~
*cartwheels into the room wearing a nude-coloured corduroy unitard and hot pink beret; whips out a legal pad from the ample bosom of his Tom Hanks Real Doll© omg bosom buddies!!!1 LICKS THE QUILL AND BEGINS TO SCRAWL FURIOUSLY*
CAPTAIN'S (GAY) LOG, DAY 69 tee hee!!1
*note to self: pick up a dozen eggs, some fertiliser and krazy glue from the DIY ( Read more... ) -
HELLO MY LITTLE SUGARBUNS!!!!124
*removes a quill from the supple buttocks of Haley Joel Osment, dips it in the glitter encrusted inkwell given as a birthday gift from Bernadette Peters omg I love her!!!1 BEGINS TO WRITE*
FROM THE DESK OF MIDAS MENDES:
Dear diary OMG!!!!111
Sam Mendes: James McAvoy Is A 'Young Dustin Hoffman'
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Kate, Leonardo and Sam makes three
(Daily Mail)
"It's a movie menage a trois made in heaven. Sam Mendes, director of American Beauty, has begun working with his wife Kate Winslet on the film Revolutionary Road, which is being shot in New York."
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS UP, IT JUST HAPPENS! Hello loverpies, the Sammy has been so distant but I am but a ( Read more... ) -
STILL DIRRRTY
*screams hysterically!!!!*ALL OF MY WET DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE omg Leo and Kate AND ME!! It's been harder than Mmmm Night on a Monday before the weekend box office results come out to keep this a ~secret~ BUT IT'S TRUE!! Now don't you get your thongs in a twist, you know all of you, my babies, my lovers, will be getting bit parts!! I'M LOOKING RIGHT ( Read more... ) -
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*kicks the door down in a pair of spiked heels and hot pants*
Actress KATE WINSLET wants to team up with her Oscar-winning director husband SAM MENDES to work on a movie, so she can experience the "real him".OMG MY GAY LOINS ARE TREMBLING IN ADVANCE!!!!!! The joke's on the world though because Kate has definitely experienced the "real me" (no ( Read more... ) -
WELL I NEVER!
*bursts into the room in an explosion of glitter and edible body paints*
Board: Untitled Rufus Wainwright Documentary (2007)
The hell are you doing, Mendes?
by - SIGMAdj (Tue Aug 1 2006 22:18:44 )
Seriously. What the hell are you doing with this project?
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18 weeks OMG!!!
Heheheh thanks Kateycakes for the nudge ;) We all know it was a wink wink nudge nudge omg just kidding!!
SO WHAT'S NEW IN THE LIFE OF SAM MENDES (if you're nastaaaay), YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF? Well I just don't know where to even begin!
I WAS NOT NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR MY AMAZING FILM JARHEAD :'( damn that Ang Lee, I will crush him and ( Read more... )
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