PLEASE DONT' FORGET ME, OR WORSE REGRET ME :'(

[sam_mendes]

I am too gay to live. Hi Katiedoodle, I won't tell the world how you've locked me in the attic of our newly refurbished country house because you fear the glitter. EMBRACE THE GLITTER!!!

PS GO SEE MY NEXT FILM, JARHEAD COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU HEHEHEHHE JAKE GYLLENAHAHAHAHALMAOLLLOOOLZ IN ARMY GEAR = HOT

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[kate__winslet]

Hi baby! I missed this because I was on tour with my new boyfriend. I would never lock you in the attic, not when you're putting that super ode to Arthur Ashe in the back yard!