Comments | samae: It's a dog shit dog day

samae

It's a dog shit dog day

Sep 09, 2008 17:03

Again, this is one of those days I wish this were an anonymous blog instead of one where I'm pretty sure it's read by everybody on my street, my mother, my boss, the mailman and Janet_Evanovich*. Because if this were an anonymous blog, I would go off on a long-winded, yet brilliant, rant about my neighbor Bobby and how he let his dog run loose, ( Read more... )

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thepikey September 9 2008, 22:10:10 UTC

My fantasy runs more along the lines of my own private island fortress, a la James Bond villain, complete with submachinegun-toting goons and a trap door over a piranha tank so I can dispose of my enemies.

And a legion of flying monkies to do my bidding. Because flying monkies rock.

I also get to talk like Christopher Walken.

I heard Christopher Walken.. thepikey September 9 2008, 22:57:32 UTC

no shit.This guy? who's like a poet and shit? he freaking sounds EXACTLTY like CW. I think there is a video link on my face book- for Dominick Quartuccio. The guy has Walken NAILED.
Oh wait.
were we taking about dogshit?
sorry.

Re: I heard Christopher Walken.. thepikey September 10 2008, 20:35:23 UTC

ok. She said i can' post anonymously- but I don't do LJ that much anymore - so let me say, It's Linda here. I blog over here:
http://linda-sands.blogspot.com/
now and I thought I could just tell you the guy's name and you could find him on Facebook... somehow I can't get his video to post on my site.
Anyway he is a freaking talented poet and a super nice guy-- who does Walken impressions spot on.

dasphios September 9 2008, 23:07:21 UTC

You don't need to LET IT GO. That won't help the problem; all that'll do is give you a hefty hunk of anger, repressed so deeply within your own subconscious that it eventually explodes and you take out a whole shopping complex with a sniper rifle. What you need is to HAVE A BEER. Or twelve. That way, the problem won't be solved, but you won't care. Keep drinking until it stops bothering you.

kittenexploring September 9 2008, 23:57:58 UTC

Janet mailed you about it but Bobby stole the mail and fed it to his dog.

Oh, and Will is secretly Bobby in disguise.

innocentlies September 10 2008, 00:03:08 UTC

Wow, I like her books. The only thing close to that, for me is that one of my history prof.'s wife is Sue Grafton. Know, I really like her books.

martina_d September 10 2008, 03:29:49 UTC

I LOVE Sue Grafton!

martina_d September 10 2008, 03:32:07 UTC

Sorry, I got distracted...where was I? Oh yeah. Nosy neighbors, inbred dogs, poop. Well, all I can say is, the tree is down and there are no secrets anymore. I know EXACTLY what you are referring to in that post. And next time Stanley escapes, poops in your yard, and blames it on Sweet Pea, I promise I will stand up for her. It's just not her fault.