THE DAY I MET ADAM FUCKING LAMBERT...
OK.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG.
TODAY WAS SO FUCKING BRILLIANT OMG OMG OMG.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING START OMFGGGGGGGGGG.
MAYBE I SHOULD START BY TURNING OFF COCKSLOCK THO.
BUT I LOVE IT.
BUT I SHOULD.
IF YOU HAVE STOPPED READING ALREADY, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
Okay, well let's go back in time.
My ~conferring as to whether or not I would be able to meet Adam started yesterday. I posted around asking if people knew what his ~itinerary was and if they were going and all of that shit. Anywayyyyyy. Whilst doing this labourious process, I HAD TO IM SOME GLAMBERTS IN ORDER TO GET INFORMATION OK. DON'T DISOWN ME THO. OR IF YOU DO, GIVE ME GOODBYE CHOCOLATES OR SOMETHING THNX.
Continuing, I woke up this morning, not feeling particularly like P Diddy at all, knowing that I would be within Adam's ~proximity. Yay for stalkerish tendencies! :D
Went to school, didn't pay attention at all and was in a rather cbf, I'm going to be bitchy until I meet Adam tho mood. I got more texts as to what he would be doing that afternoon. I was told that he was going to be in Richmond at the Nova Studios, doing an interview, which I'm sure plenty of you listened to, which actually I need to as well, but considering that I finished at 3:30 and the show started at 4, I wasn't sure whether I would make it, since it was about a half and hour drive and lmao this sentence is so fucking long. FULL STOP. ok.
Didn't end up making it there in time, so plan of action was to head to the Channel 10 studios in South Yarra which wasn't as much of a bitch to get to and was a lot closer to home anyway. On Chapel Street, IF YOU GUYS EVER GO TO MELBOURNE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS INFO IS PRETTY MUCH IRRELEVANT BUT IT SETS THE ~SCENE, there's like, the Como centre, which is kind of shopping centre-ish or mall-ish for all you lovely American peeps, and then the Channel 10 studios is connected to the Como and is a couple of stories up which is then connected to the Como Hotel.
Anyway back to the important shit. I GET SIDETRACKED REAL EASY OK. SUE ME.
Yes, so as the name clearly states, Adam was at the 7pm project and it was actually filmed live then. Actually. I rocked up to the building at about 6:00-ish? I don't really remember. But I remember walking from the car and it was fucking cold as a bitch which I don't understand because it's only fucking autumn here, but whatevs whatevs. Shivering in my stockings and ngl, rather cute black and white shoes, I scavenged around for where I should be. Went up a few random stairs, read a couple of those location maps things and still had no clue before finally realising where the bunch of people lining up was probably where I should be.
I sat down knowing I didn't have a ticket. In fact, I emailed them a few days ago asking and they said that they book them 10 days in advance. WTF LADY, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO BOOK THEM IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ADAM WAS GOING TO BE ON THO? Anyway, the tickets were free anyway so there was a small chance that they'd have an extra seat and let me inside. They didn't, and I was left in the lobby/shopping mall bit sitting down being a lonely douche and complaining about it on twitter.
Where I was sitting was inside, so it wasn't too cold, but at the Como there's like, a set of those automatic-y glass doors and then the lifts to go up and then another set if you want to go into the Como carpark. I sat alone by myself weeping on the inside and asking @godga why the fuck there weren't even any glamberts for me to hide and confide with.
After everyone had gone inside and while I was still sitting alone, this 40 year old, which in fact he corrected me and was indeed only 36 year old, big, bald dude came walking in, talking on his phone. I though he was just passing through to get the food court or the cinemas tho. Everything else was pretty much closed. But NO. THE ONLY THINGS THAT HE WAS HOLDING WAS HIS IPHONE AND A COPY OF FYE. LOL. NGL.
I ducked my head into the world of twitter while he sat opposite me. THIS WAS ABOUT THE TIME THAT MONTE TWEETED HIS HOTEL. ICU BEING LIKE LP THO MONTE. Anyway, you know that weird awkward business when you don't know whether to make eye contact? YEAH IT WAS KINDA LIKE THAT. Eventually, some other girls around my age rocked up and sat near the bald dude. They broke the ice and were all just like 'ARE YOU HERE FOR ADAM LAMBERT THO? *POINTS TO CD*' Okay, so maybe not like that, but then we were all just 'Yeah dewds, of course!' The bald dude, who I actually didn't get his name. It started with a G tho. Let's call him Greg. Anyway, so Greg was all just like 'Yeah, I've actually been going after people's autographs like this for years, like Kiss and Queen.' Which ngl, is pretty amazeballs. But he was so adorbs and was all 'I called the studio and said it's fine for us to wait out here.' The two girls said that they saw Adam earlier in the van getting out, and they were too in ~shock to do anything. But they noted that he was in a white Mercedes van. THIS WAS THEN FILED INTO MY BRAIN FOR FURTHER STALKING PURPOSES.
I told them about Monte's tweets and Greg seemed ~intrigued. I'm not sure whether he actually decided to go there or not, but whatever. LMAO. I asked them if they were into the interwebz~ at all and they said no.
Okay, more silence later and then:
Greg: Well he's going to have to get out somehow. And there's an underground parking. Maybe I should go check if the van is there or not? If it's not then he'll have to come out here, I guess.
Random brunette girl: Yeah, all I remember was that the number plate had BY in it.
Greg: Okay cool, I'll be back.
Once Greg was gone, random blonde girl proceeded to tell me that she was previously on livejournal but not anymore. I flipped out in my mind and asked which one and she said ONTD_AI. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY A BENCH THO. IDC IF SHE'S NOT AROUND AS MUCH ANYMORE, BUT 50 BROWNIE POINTS FOR HER. OR 5000000 POINTS TO WHATEVER HOUSE SHE IS IN.
It was at this point that a white merc van pulled up outside. We lolled and hoped that ~Greg would get back soon. Went through those two glass doors and two other fangirls were already out there. They looked rather ~touristy tho.
We waited and Greg eventually got back. We communally sighed a breathe of relief and he laughed at himself saying that he was married with children and yet he still likes Adam because his daughter got him into his music, which I thought was adorbs. And then he was all just like 'I can srsly pretend to be you guise's father' and then we all laughed and all was well. HE GAVE OFF A VERY ~DOUG-ISH VIBE IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE. I MEAN OUR DOUG, NOT CREEPY FANBOY DOUG BTW LOL.
AND THEN THAT FUCKING MOMENT CAME.
The elevator doors furthest away from us opened up (IS IT CREEPY I REMEMBER IT IN THIS MUCH DETAIL THO) and some dude from the 7pm project or from TV or something, stepped out. I know his face, but just not his name. Anyway, after that, Lane stepped out. She is so tall and pretty and omg srsly. And then some other random hot dude and then I THINK THAT PUJA GUY. LOL WHAT IS HIS NAME? IS IT JOSH? I AM CLEARLY NOT GOOD AT THESE THINGS K.
AND THEN FINALLY ADAM MOTHERFUCKING LAMBERT.
FUCK FUCK FUCKF UFK FIUFKC FUCK FUCKF UCK FIUCK.
OMG GOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG GOMG OGMGMOMGOMG OMG MOG.
SRSLY.
OMFG.
HE IS SO MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON I CAN'T EVEN.
AND HIS ~AURA IS SO ~CALM AND ~BEAUTIFUL AND I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE.
OK I HOPE YOU DON'T ME TYPING IN CAPS FROM HERE ON IN.
THIS BIT GETS RATHER EPIC K.
WELL I THINK IT IS ANYWAY.
OK.
SO THOSE TWO ~TOURISTY FANS WENT FIRST. THEY WERE REALLY CUTE AND REALLY SHORT HAHA :)
AND THEN ~GREG WENT. THAT DUDE WAS SO COOL NGL.
AND THEN THE TWO RANDOM CHICKS WENT. THEY WERE REALLY NICE, REALLY CHILL.
AND THEN, ME.
I WAS LAST.
OMG.
OMFG.
SO I KINDA DID THE WHOLE USUAL 'HEY THERE, HOW ARE YOU? I'M SAMANTHA'. I COULDN'T BE FUCKED GOING INTO THE WHOLE 'HOLY FUCK ADAM YOU ARE SO MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING AND EPIC AND FIERCE AND BEAUTIFUL AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH HOW MUCH I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT' BUSINESS.
HE SAID HE WAS GOOD AND ALL THAT AND THEN WE ~MUTUALLY EXTENDED BOTH OUR ARMS FOR A HUG.
FUCK.
IT WAS SO AMAZING NGL.
LMAO ARE MY DESCRIPTIONS BORING YOU YET THO.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE HUGS WHERE THEY WRAP THEIR ARMS AROUND YOU AND THEN PAT YOU ON THE BACK. KIND OF KRADAM-ISH STYLE? IDK IDK.
BUT OMG, MY HEAD, WAS LIKE NEXT TO HIS.
AND NO IDC IF THAT SOUNDS GLAMBERTISH OK.
OK, SO MAYBE I DO.
AND HE SMELLS REALLY GOOD TOO.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
ANYWAY, I HAD TO GET UP ONTO MY TIPPY-TOES JUST ACHIEVE THIS LEVEL OF HUG BECAUSE I AM VERTICALLY CHALLENGED AND HE IS FUCKING GOD DAMN TALL. ANYWAY WE ~PULLED AWAY AND WHICH THEN PROMPTED THIS FROM MYSELF:
SAMMI: HAHA, YOU'RE SO TALL! *IMAGINE HAND GESTURES HERE*
*INSERT OTHER IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THAT ELEVATOR LAUGHING*
ADAM: *INSERT LAUGH AND SMILE*
SAMMI: *INSERT DYING ON THE INSIDE*
AND THEN...
ADAM: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SIGN THAT? *POINTS TO CD*
SAMMI: SURE! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
ADAM: SAMANTHA... HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?
SAMMI: S-A-M-A... YOU KNOW, THE NORMAL WAY? IS THERE A NORMAL WAY? I DON'T EVEN KNOW...
ADAM: *ADORBS GIGGLE THAT MADE ME HAVE 100 BABBIES RIGHT THERE AND THEN* HAHA, YES, YES THERE IS. *SIGNS*
SAMMI: HAHA, CHEERS.
I KIND OF WAS SO ANSFLKNLNFKLSFNKLADNGLNNGLKANFK FAKNAKLGALDKNGALKNKLAKGNALNALK BY THEN. BUT I MANAGED NOT TO CREATE A MASSIVE DOUCHEY DOUCHEBAG OF MYSELF.
HE SAID GOODBYE AND THAT IT WAS LOVELY MEETING ME AND ALL THAT AND I SMILED LIKE AN IDIOT. AND THEN SOME RANDOM GLAMBERTY LADY CAME RUNNING IN ASKING FOR A PHOTO AND TO GET HER AUSTRALIAN FLAG SIGNED AND THEN THE ~TOURISTY STANS WANTED ANOTHER PHOTO BUT HE WAS TOTALLY CHILL AND SO AMAZING AND SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING SWEETHEART. HE WAVED ONE LAST GOODBYE, FLASHED A SMILE AT ME AND I GRINNED EVEN MORE STUPIDLY AND WAVED BEFORE HE CLIMBED INTO THE VAN.
I HAPPY DANCED AND THEN PROCEEDED TO SAY GOODBYE TO GREG AND THE TWO RANDOM GIRLS. I THINK ONE OF THEM WAS CALLED BRITTNEY. AND THEN GREG WAS ALL JUST LIKE 'SO SHOULD WE GO TO EMPRESS NOW? HAHA, JUST JOKING. UNTIL NEXT STALKING SESSION THOUGH GUYS!' HE WAS SO CUTE, HAHA.
ANYWAY, SO THEN I TWEETED AND I DIED AND I DIED AND I GRINNED AND I DIED.
ADAM LAMBERT IS SO FUCKING AMAZING, I CAN'T EVEN START.
HE IS SO SWEET TO THE FANS AND I GENUINELY THINK THAT HE ALWAYS WILL GIVE THE TIME OUT TO SAY HELLO, OR TAKE A PHOTO, OR SIGN A POSTER.
WHILE I KNOW THERE WERE MANY FANS HE HAS MET BEFORE ME AND MANY THAT HE WILL MEET AFTER ME, IN THAT ONE MOMENT, HE SERIOUSLY MADE ME THE MOST FUCKING HAPPIEST PERSON EVER.
I THINK THAT'S IT FROM ME.
HAVE I BORED YOU TO TEARS YET THO.
OH YES I SHOULD PROBABLY INCLUDE SOME PHOTOS AND SHIT.
AND SAY THAT ADAM HAS REALLY NICE EYEBROWS, NGL.
OKAY, FAREWELL LOVELY READERS WHO ARE THE MOST SUPERIOR OF AWESOME SAUCES :) ♥
I STILL THINK I LOOK DRUGGED IN THIS PHOTO THO OK
ETA: OK LMAO AS IF THIS ALREADY WASN'T LONG ENOUGH. BUT TODAY ALSO SO HAPPENED TO BE THE DAY I LOST MY MOTHERFUCKING EYELINER AND PROCEEDED TO HAVE TO USE LIQUID LINER WHICH MADE ME PISSEDBALLS BUT WHATEVER. THIS CLEARLY IS NOT RELEVANT TO ANYONE'S INTERESTS, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS RATHER IRONIC.
ETA THE SECOND BECAUSE x_serenade REMINDED ME: WHILST THIS KERFUFFLE WAS OCCURRING, LANE WAS GIGGLING AND ADORBS AND TOOK PHOTOS OF US ON HER PHONE. OMG LOL SHE IS SO CUTE. :D
ETA THE THIRD FOR MOAR SHIT I REMEMBER \O/: BEFORE THE SIGNING THING MOAR SAMMI AND ADAM DIALOGUE WAS EXCHANGED WHEN I ATTEMPTED TO FUMBLE AROUND AND OPEN THE PEN AND HAND IT TO LAMBO. HOWEVER THE DIALOGUE CAME IN THE FORM OF:
SAMMI: WHOA WHOA WHOAAAA
ADAM: WHOAAA! *PLZ INSERT MOAR GIGGLE AND SAMMI DYING HERE*
AND ALSO GREG ASKED HIM IF HE'D BE TOURING HERE AND HE SAID HOPEFULLY IF PEOPLE BUY THE ALBUM. WELL, YOU KNOW. CLEARLY.
AND YES, YES RANDOM OTHER DUDE WHO WORKED AT 7PM PRO TOOK OUR PHOTOS AND LANE TOOK HER OWN ON HER PHONE :)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG.
TODAY WAS SO FUCKING BRILLIANT OMG OMG OMG.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING START OMFGGGGGGGGGG.
MAYBE I SHOULD START BY TURNING OFF COCKSLOCK THO.
BUT I LOVE IT.
BUT I SHOULD.
IF YOU HAVE STOPPED READING ALREADY, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
Okay, well let's go back in time.
My ~conferring as to whether or not I would be able to meet Adam started yesterday. I posted around asking if people knew what his ~itinerary was and if they were going and all of that shit. Anywayyyyyy. Whilst doing this labourious process, I HAD TO IM SOME GLAMBERTS IN ORDER TO GET INFORMATION OK. DON'T DISOWN ME THO. OR IF YOU DO, GIVE ME GOODBYE CHOCOLATES OR SOMETHING THNX.
Continuing, I woke up this morning, not feeling particularly like P Diddy at all, knowing that I would be within Adam's ~proximity. Yay for stalkerish tendencies! :D
Went to school, didn't pay attention at all and was in a rather cbf, I'm going to be bitchy until I meet Adam tho mood. I got more texts as to what he would be doing that afternoon. I was told that he was going to be in Richmond at the Nova Studios, doing an interview, which I'm sure plenty of you listened to, which actually I need to as well, but considering that I finished at 3:30 and the show started at 4, I wasn't sure whether I would make it, since it was about a half and hour drive and lmao this sentence is so fucking long. FULL STOP. ok.
Didn't end up making it there in time, so plan of action was to head to the Channel 10 studios in South Yarra which wasn't as much of a bitch to get to and was a lot closer to home anyway. On Chapel Street, IF YOU GUYS EVER GO TO MELBOURNE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS INFO IS PRETTY MUCH IRRELEVANT BUT IT SETS THE ~SCENE, there's like, the Como centre, which is kind of shopping centre-ish or mall-ish for all you lovely American peeps, and then the Channel 10 studios is connected to the Como and is a couple of stories up which is then connected to the Como Hotel.
Anyway back to the important shit. I GET SIDETRACKED REAL EASY OK. SUE ME.
Yes, so as the name clearly states, Adam was at the 7pm project and it was actually filmed live then. Actually. I rocked up to the building at about 6:00-ish? I don't really remember. But I remember walking from the car and it was fucking cold as a bitch which I don't understand because it's only fucking autumn here, but whatevs whatevs. Shivering in my stockings and ngl, rather cute black and white shoes, I scavenged around for where I should be. Went up a few random stairs, read a couple of those location maps things and still had no clue before finally realising where the bunch of people lining up was probably where I should be.
I sat down knowing I didn't have a ticket. In fact, I emailed them a few days ago asking and they said that they book them 10 days in advance. WTF LADY, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO BOOK THEM IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ADAM WAS GOING TO BE ON THO? Anyway, the tickets were free anyway so there was a small chance that they'd have an extra seat and let me inside. They didn't, and I was left in the lobby/shopping mall bit sitting down being a lonely douche and complaining about it on twitter.
Where I was sitting was inside, so it wasn't too cold, but at the Como there's like, a set of those automatic-y glass doors and then the lifts to go up and then another set if you want to go into the Como carpark. I sat alone by myself weeping on the inside and asking @godga why the fuck there weren't even any glamberts for me to hide and confide with.
After everyone had gone inside and while I was still sitting alone, this 40 year old, which in fact he corrected me and was indeed only 36 year old, big, bald dude came walking in, talking on his phone. I though he was just passing through to get the food court or the cinemas tho. Everything else was pretty much closed. But NO. THE ONLY THINGS THAT HE WAS HOLDING WAS HIS IPHONE AND A COPY OF FYE. LOL. NGL.
I ducked my head into the world of twitter while he sat opposite me. THIS WAS ABOUT THE TIME THAT MONTE TWEETED HIS HOTEL. ICU BEING LIKE LP THO MONTE. Anyway, you know that weird awkward business when you don't know whether to make eye contact? YEAH IT WAS KINDA LIKE THAT. Eventually, some other girls around my age rocked up and sat near the bald dude. They broke the ice and were all just like 'ARE YOU HERE FOR ADAM LAMBERT THO? *POINTS TO CD*' Okay, so maybe not like that, but then we were all just 'Yeah dewds, of course!' The bald dude, who I actually didn't get his name. It started with a G tho. Let's call him Greg. Anyway, so Greg was all just like 'Yeah, I've actually been going after people's autographs like this for years, like Kiss and Queen.' Which ngl, is pretty amazeballs. But he was so adorbs and was all 'I called the studio and said it's fine for us to wait out here.' The two girls said that they saw Adam earlier in the van getting out, and they were too in ~shock to do anything. But they noted that he was in a white Mercedes van. THIS WAS THEN FILED INTO MY BRAIN FOR FURTHER STALKING PURPOSES.
I told them about Monte's tweets and Greg seemed ~intrigued. I'm not sure whether he actually decided to go there or not, but whatever. LMAO. I asked them if they were into the interwebz~ at all and they said no.
Okay, more silence later and then:
Greg: Well he's going to have to get out somehow. And there's an underground parking. Maybe I should go check if the van is there or not? If it's not then he'll have to come out here, I guess.
Random brunette girl: Yeah, all I remember was that the number plate had BY in it.
Greg: Okay cool, I'll be back.
Once Greg was gone, random blonde girl proceeded to tell me that she was previously on livejournal but not anymore. I flipped out in my mind and asked which one and she said ONTD_AI. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY A BENCH THO. IDC IF SHE'S NOT AROUND AS MUCH ANYMORE, BUT 50 BROWNIE POINTS FOR HER. OR 5000000 POINTS TO WHATEVER HOUSE SHE IS IN.
It was at this point that a white merc van pulled up outside. We lolled and hoped that ~Greg would get back soon. Went through those two glass doors and two other fangirls were already out there. They looked rather ~touristy tho.
We waited and Greg eventually got back. We communally sighed a breathe of relief and he laughed at himself saying that he was married with children and yet he still likes Adam because his daughter got him into his music, which I thought was adorbs. And then he was all just like 'I can srsly pretend to be you guise's father' and then we all laughed and all was well. HE GAVE OFF A VERY ~DOUG-ISH VIBE IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE. I MEAN OUR DOUG, NOT CREEPY FANBOY DOUG BTW LOL.
AND THEN THAT FUCKING MOMENT CAME.
The elevator doors furthest away from us opened up (IS IT CREEPY I REMEMBER IT IN THIS MUCH DETAIL THO) and some dude from the 7pm project or from TV or something, stepped out. I know his face, but just not his name. Anyway, after that, Lane stepped out. She is so tall and pretty and omg srsly. And then some other random hot dude and then I THINK THAT PUJA GUY. LOL WHAT IS HIS NAME? IS IT JOSH? I AM CLEARLY NOT GOOD AT THESE THINGS K.
AND THEN FINALLY ADAM MOTHERFUCKING LAMBERT.
FUCK FUCK FUCKF UFK FIUFKC FUCK FUCKF UCK FIUCK.
OMG GOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG GOMG OGMGMOMGOMG OMG MOG.
SRSLY.
OMFG.
HE IS SO MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON I CAN'T EVEN.
AND HIS ~AURA IS SO ~CALM AND ~BEAUTIFUL AND I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE.
OK I HOPE YOU DON'T ME TYPING IN CAPS FROM HERE ON IN.
THIS BIT GETS RATHER EPIC K.
WELL I THINK IT IS ANYWAY.
OK.
SO THOSE TWO ~TOURISTY FANS WENT FIRST. THEY WERE REALLY CUTE AND REALLY SHORT HAHA :)
AND THEN ~GREG WENT. THAT DUDE WAS SO COOL NGL.
AND THEN THE TWO RANDOM CHICKS WENT. THEY WERE REALLY NICE, REALLY CHILL.
AND THEN, ME.
I WAS LAST.
OMG.
OMFG.
SO I KINDA DID THE WHOLE USUAL 'HEY THERE, HOW ARE YOU? I'M SAMANTHA'. I COULDN'T BE FUCKED GOING INTO THE WHOLE 'HOLY FUCK ADAM YOU ARE SO MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING AND EPIC AND FIERCE AND BEAUTIFUL AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH HOW MUCH I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT' BUSINESS.
HE SAID HE WAS GOOD AND ALL THAT AND THEN WE ~MUTUALLY EXTENDED BOTH OUR ARMS FOR A HUG.
FUCK.
IT WAS SO AMAZING NGL.
LMAO ARE MY DESCRIPTIONS BORING YOU YET THO.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE HUGS WHERE THEY WRAP THEIR ARMS AROUND YOU AND THEN PAT YOU ON THE BACK. KIND OF KRADAM-ISH STYLE? IDK IDK.
BUT OMG, MY HEAD, WAS LIKE NEXT TO HIS.
AND NO IDC IF THAT SOUNDS GLAMBERTISH OK.
OK, SO MAYBE I DO.
AND HE SMELLS REALLY GOOD TOO.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
ANYWAY, I HAD TO GET UP ONTO MY TIPPY-TOES JUST ACHIEVE THIS LEVEL OF HUG BECAUSE I AM VERTICALLY CHALLENGED AND HE IS FUCKING GOD DAMN TALL. ANYWAY WE ~PULLED AWAY AND WHICH THEN PROMPTED THIS FROM MYSELF:
SAMMI: HAHA, YOU'RE SO TALL! *IMAGINE HAND GESTURES HERE*
*INSERT OTHER IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THAT ELEVATOR LAUGHING*
ADAM: *INSERT LAUGH AND SMILE*
SAMMI: *INSERT DYING ON THE INSIDE*
AND THEN...
ADAM: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SIGN THAT? *POINTS TO CD*
SAMMI: SURE! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
ADAM: SAMANTHA... HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?
SAMMI: S-A-M-A... YOU KNOW, THE NORMAL WAY? IS THERE A NORMAL WAY? I DON'T EVEN KNOW...
ADAM: *ADORBS GIGGLE THAT MADE ME HAVE 100 BABBIES RIGHT THERE AND THEN* HAHA, YES, YES THERE IS. *SIGNS*
SAMMI: HAHA, CHEERS.
I KIND OF WAS SO ANSFLKNLNFKLSFNKLADNGLNNGLKANFK FAKNAKLGALDKNGALKNKLAKGNALNALK BY THEN. BUT I MANAGED NOT TO CREATE A MASSIVE DOUCHEY DOUCHEBAG OF MYSELF.
HE SAID GOODBYE AND THAT IT WAS LOVELY MEETING ME AND ALL THAT AND I SMILED LIKE AN IDIOT. AND THEN SOME RANDOM GLAMBERTY LADY CAME RUNNING IN ASKING FOR A PHOTO AND TO GET HER AUSTRALIAN FLAG SIGNED AND THEN THE ~TOURISTY STANS WANTED ANOTHER PHOTO BUT HE WAS TOTALLY CHILL AND SO AMAZING AND SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING SWEETHEART. HE WAVED ONE LAST GOODBYE, FLASHED A SMILE AT ME AND I GRINNED EVEN MORE STUPIDLY AND WAVED BEFORE HE CLIMBED INTO THE VAN.
I HAPPY DANCED AND THEN PROCEEDED TO SAY GOODBYE TO GREG AND THE TWO RANDOM GIRLS. I THINK ONE OF THEM WAS CALLED BRITTNEY. AND THEN GREG WAS ALL JUST LIKE 'SO SHOULD WE GO TO EMPRESS NOW? HAHA, JUST JOKING. UNTIL NEXT STALKING SESSION THOUGH GUYS!' HE WAS SO CUTE, HAHA.
ANYWAY, SO THEN I TWEETED AND I DIED AND I DIED AND I GRINNED AND I DIED.
ADAM LAMBERT IS SO FUCKING AMAZING, I CAN'T EVEN START.
HE IS SO SWEET TO THE FANS AND I GENUINELY THINK THAT HE ALWAYS WILL GIVE THE TIME OUT TO SAY HELLO, OR TAKE A PHOTO, OR SIGN A POSTER.
WHILE I KNOW THERE WERE MANY FANS HE HAS MET BEFORE ME AND MANY THAT HE WILL MEET AFTER ME, IN THAT ONE MOMENT, HE SERIOUSLY MADE ME THE MOST FUCKING HAPPIEST PERSON EVER.
I THINK THAT'S IT FROM ME.
HAVE I BORED YOU TO TEARS YET THO.
OH YES I SHOULD PROBABLY INCLUDE SOME PHOTOS AND SHIT.
AND SAY THAT ADAM HAS REALLY NICE EYEBROWS, NGL.
OKAY, FAREWELL LOVELY READERS WHO ARE THE MOST SUPERIOR OF AWESOME SAUCES :) ♥
I STILL THINK I LOOK DRUGGED IN THIS PHOTO THO OK
ETA: OK LMAO AS IF THIS ALREADY WASN'T LONG ENOUGH. BUT TODAY ALSO SO HAPPENED TO BE THE DAY I LOST MY MOTHERFUCKING EYELINER AND PROCEEDED TO HAVE TO USE LIQUID LINER WHICH MADE ME PISSEDBALLS BUT WHATEVER. THIS CLEARLY IS NOT RELEVANT TO ANYONE'S INTERESTS, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS RATHER IRONIC.
ETA THE SECOND BECAUSE x_serenade REMINDED ME: WHILST THIS KERFUFFLE WAS OCCURRING, LANE WAS GIGGLING AND ADORBS AND TOOK PHOTOS OF US ON HER PHONE. OMG LOL SHE IS SO CUTE. :D
ETA THE THIRD FOR MOAR SHIT I REMEMBER \O/: BEFORE THE SIGNING THING MOAR SAMMI AND ADAM DIALOGUE WAS EXCHANGED WHEN I ATTEMPTED TO FUMBLE AROUND AND OPEN THE PEN AND HAND IT TO LAMBO. HOWEVER THE DIALOGUE CAME IN THE FORM OF:
SAMMI: WHOA WHOA WHOAAAA
ADAM: WHOAAA! *PLZ INSERT MOAR GIGGLE AND SAMMI DYING HERE*
AND ALSO GREG ASKED HIM IF HE'D BE TOURING HERE AND HE SAID HOPEFULLY IF PEOPLE BUY THE ALBUM. WELL, YOU KNOW. CLEARLY.
AND YES, YES RANDOM OTHER DUDE WHO WORKED AT 7PM PRO TOOK OUR PHOTOS AND LANE TOOK HER OWN ON HER PHONE :)