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I wonder what it feels like to have someone say, "I like you", or "I miss you", without saying it to 15 other girls.

I'm sure that it feels nice.

"We used to go door to door and ask people for steel wool. We'd tell them that it was for our army of steel sheep, and that our goal was to create an army of steel sheep so large, that we would eventually take over the world and bring forth a new civilization of our own. You'd be suprised at how many people would actually give us steel wool from ( Read more... )

I have so many new things to say, but it all comes down to the fact that I'm too careless as to whether or not any of you know about what my life has been like. If you're (actually) in my life, then you know what I've been doing, where I've been, who I've been hanging out with, and when I'm around.

I feel as though my life is becoming unhealthy. I only feel this, because it has become unhealthy. Social events and relations (drinking, dating, sex, spending money, etc.) that happened at a fair pace have become increasingly bad for me ( Read more... )

It couldn't have been better.

More rape-van steamroller, roast beef manwiches, SPMHA sweatpants, tourette's guy, bum-bites, and punching bee's.

I'm so happy, that I think I'm going to fall asleep.

Sometimes I think that I might walk out my front door, with nothing but a suitcase full of the things that are most important to me ( Read more... )

I can't believe I'm not in jail ( Read more... )

Today I received some pretty good advice ( Read more... )

TS: Steaks
K: Sakes?
S: Steaks!
K: Snakes?
S: Steaks!!
K: Brakes?

K: Tell me what letter it starts with...
S: 'S'
K: 'F'?