Genderbending is good fun for all ages!

[samberrie]

Title: Jesus Presents: The Beatlettes - Part I of III, In Which Hard Dicks Are Present But Also Various Breasts And Vaginas

Pairings: Johnette/Paulette and Georgette/Ringoette

Rating: NC-17 because totally hawt lesbian-Beatle sexy sexing. Can you tell how into it I am.

Disclaimer! It’s all true, The Beatles are all actually women with large breasts

Comments

[spitrainbows]

WHAT
I CAN'T
LSDFJFDSIL
WHY IS ELVIS GIVING THEM A LIFT TO BLACKPOOL AND GETTING BONERS AND THE NAMES AND SDSKLHFLSKHSD

Oh boy, if you could hear the noises I'm making right now. It sounds like a little girl crying. It is a little girl crying. You made me cry. I just. Typing is so hard for me because my body is jiggling as I'm giggling. I swear to God Samm what the fffuck is this this is perfect please let's get married and elope to France. I just. What is going on. Why.
I suppose as is tradition I should pick out my favourite bits. This will be hard because oh gee I. Oh my goodness.

"She had the all the boys happily lapping at her feet, and she would just as happily lap at their cocks."
jklvfhdkjjkdfhsjk this is. Too much for me.

"Those sure were some bangin' boobies, her pervy inner-voice slobbered."
I don't know why but this is. What. slobbered.

"The man nodded again, doing some really fucking weird gestures with his hands as he spoke, even taking his hands from the steering-wheel to do them. “Blackpool, huh? I hear that’s a

[samberrie]

I-I... I don't know. This is what happens when you get too uncomfortable to do a straight-up sexy lesbian scene whilst listening to Elvis. But I'm totes thrilled you lurved it because I actually like it a lot lmao.

lol how long did it take you to figure out it was Elvis. I wanted to make it as obvious as possible. That hound dog line is my personal favorite tee hee.

Oh man thanks. I know, I used cor like 3 times!! Now that I've started, I just can't stop!!! I felt like if I didn't change the surnames it wouldn't be as good man. Paulette McCartney is just, meh. Now, Paulette McCartette? That's got a helluva ring to it my friend.

No problem, you earned it. Alright, we have ourselves a deal. Make it super hot and sweaty, your obese!George/obese!Ringo sex scene. And I'll make the upcoming Brianette a real knockout.

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Y'know I didn't actually catch on at first. I don't remember when it struck me. I think it was the hound dog line lol. And then after that I had to read it in his voice and the constant uh huh huh huh was fucking killing me.

Brit Tip #133: Remember, you can always use 'gor' instead to spice things up a bit!!! Okay well it was genious and you should be very please with yourself. Give yourself a pat on the bottom. I don't know why but Epstette is still making me laugh. Help me, Lord.

obese!George and obese!Ringo are always hot and sweaty, baby. Oh boy, oh boy! I'm positively shaking.

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Oh and I almost forgot. KAWAII. It strikes again.

I can't listen to Elvis ever again because of you.

[samberrie]

And, did you notice the "Come Ed." line lol.

Good. That just makes me hot.

[spitrainbows]

Yes lmao. I just. WHO'S ED. It always makes me think of 'thier nieghbors'.

You're filthy. Go take a cold shower and also get on Skype before I smack you.

[samberrie]

Oh god, good. Thanks lol. I'm glad it's not only me and Kassi who find shit like this hilarious. Good thing there are plenty of psychos in the world to go round!

[thenowherechick]

I like how they all have "ette" XD Gawd Johnneh DX you tease

[samberrie]

But of course, every female in the history of females has an -ette at the end of their name. How else would you know they were female! Johnette is such a rascal, I know.