Kill me.
Title: Jesus Presents: The Beatlettes - Part II of III - but also Part I of II of part II - In Which Two Cocks Are Present But The Vaginas Ultimately Outnumber Them
Pairings: Johnette/Paulette and Georgette/Ringoette
Rating: NC-17 because totally hawt (eventual) lesbian-Beatle sexy sexing. Can you tell how into it I am.
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Fukken Bruce.
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This was well worf th weight.
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But first. Do you know how horribly I suffered reading this. And even on the bus and train today, I couldn't stop thinking about Bruce and Buddy and fucking Elvis still. It was just so perfect. How did you manage.
"Shitty titties! Tha’s wot this day is. Big ol’ shitty titties with a tiny cock!"
Me and Johnette are the same person, fo rill.
"“It hasn’t been tha’ bad,” Paulette finally refuted cheerfully, looping an arm through Johnette’s because they were bestest girlfriends and girls could do gay shit like that without looking gay even though, in this case, one of them was actually pretty gay"
kjfsdh okay yes.
"“’Ey, wot’s tha’?” She asked, sounding more British than usual as she pointed up ahead."
I just.
"’Buddy’s Bed & Bar (Breakfast is for the weak)’."
My GOD.
"“I’m Sscott, but all mon amis call me Buddy.” "
jhsdgfrhksd no. The French. Why are you so perfect.
"“What kind of room are you two lovely ladies ( ... )
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I'm particularly proud of how Scott turned out actually lol. At first he was very hard to start with and had to watch some Buddy monologues to jog me memory. But thankfully, Bruce as Kathy was an obvious choice. I mean what else could be better!
That whole last part after the kiss with the stupid dialogue was merely me trying to end the chapter lol but hey you liked it so all is well with the world.
But that panties bit was planned from the beginning tee hee. So cringe-worthy, trust me, I know. I wrote it. That kiss was more elaborate at first and I actually started taking it farther but I was like ergh no I don't wanna mama. And the sex is postponed once again. Oy vey.
Well the next part is already partially written because I cut it off to this part when I hit 5k fucking words. But I dunno. Some time this week, perhaps. You'll just have to wait and see, won't you!
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Okay fine I'll wait but I am going to be mardy about it, huff.
Well you'll have to do it eventually. You've promised it to your audience, to the whole of the Beatles!slash comm and Jesus Himself. So now you'll have to. You shouldn't have set out to include so many lesbian sex scenes, shoodja!
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I know, you don't have to tell me mom. It's not even a lot of sex scenes man. There's like 2 and 1/2 I planned. Or 2 and 1/4 even. And they can all fit into one chapter because I can do anything so shut up.
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Seriously, this made me burst into several hysterical gigglefits and I enjoyed it immensely. So wrong yet so right. Please to be posting more soon~?
fffffffff I wish I could remember most of Kids in the Hall, I haven't watched it since I was a bby. This is like sacrilege for a Canadian to say.
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The next part is nearly pretty much done. I am just in a limbo of revision/laziness. Mostly laziness.
What! 3 newborn seals just got a punch in the gut because you can't remember the Kids in the Hall. How does that make you feel!
You are a disgrace to your country, you dirty anarchist! Just go.
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