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[samberrie]

Title: Jesus Presents: The Beatlettes - Part III of III - but also part I of II of part III- In Which These Vaginas Say Hello To Their Significant Other In A Sexual Way

Pairings: Johnette/Paulette and Georgette/Ringoette

Rating: NC-17 because totally hawt lesbian-Beatle sexy sexing in this very chapter. Can you tell how into it I am.

Disclaimer! It’s

Comments

[spitrainbows]

Ugh God no what are you doing you fucking mentalist. This was too much for me. I choked and died and only in my new body delivered unto me in accordance with the metaphysical laws of existence do I type this still with tear-stained cheeks and salty matted hair.
I enjoyed this, but only 13% of me did, since AS WE ALL KNOW I am 13% lesbian.

"Such little touches, and a moisture between her melty legs was already making a special guest appearance on The Ringoette Show, her over-excitement clear as, well, you know. Make up your own naughty simile there."
This metaphor. And goodness, this is such an interactive fic! Cor!

"“Wanna go on the beach?” She asked, pushing the girl’s hand away when she tried but failed to take her nose off."
Okay but this is quite cute why are you doing that.

"The younger girl grinned and gave her a little peck on the cheek, nuzzling the girl’s neck like a happy neko-chan, nyaah~ “Okay, let’s go then.” "
No fuck off before I have to make love to you.

"But something in her was just itching to try and she

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SEE IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUCKING LONG BRAH

[samberrie]

You're scaring off all the good little children with this monster! How dare you!

But hey, I'm glad I could appeal to your inner-lesbian. I myself happen to be 26% lesbian. Wow, I'm twice as lesbian as you. Maybe one day I'll convert you and help you surpass the 1/4 lesbian mark. Maybe one day.

I'm glad you quoted the shell bit dough, lmao. Not my favorite lines, although you did quote my favorite one eventually of course, but they are lines that touched me a lot in the giggle area. lol but the pirate one. Don't ask why, but that is actually my favorite line. Because I love pirates. And if I can incorporate them into anything and everything, I will cum.
Also, fun fact. The one about hypothetical-cock. That was the line I wrote this chapter around somehow lol. I just thought of it and I was like this must be done, it is my destiny.

I'm sorry sob sob I feel so dirty about it. It's really impossible not to make G/R cayoot okay no matter what the circumstances. They are just da fukken best even with perky breasts. Just take it.Okay I am

[spitrainbows]

Good, get them off my lawn.

Gosh, I'd really like that... *blushes*

But of course! Did u kno, I am descended from Spanish pirates, and I love vagina. It only made sense for the line to appeal to my inner pirate and also lesbian grunt grunt.

lol but it's okay because one can just accept that they are perpetually cute and then we can all pretend to be secure in our sexualities again.

Thank God because I used a lot of words to make it. btw it was 4000-something characters not words lol. It's like 775 words. But still.
Okay just stop it. LOL nt rly ur so funi LOL <3333 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo ;P

I thought this one would be longer but apparently not.

Re: AWWW! Gotta love G/R even as chicks

[samberrie]

Oh tee hee, I agree. They're just so cuddly, you have to love em.

I'm glad my writing could be the source of your laughter. I shall keep this knowledge close and dear to my heart. Also I am glad I have forever tainted your image of cucumbers.
I know, I'm slick like that. Making you find lesbians adorable.

Damn right the final part will be epic. There's gonna be more lesbian shit. Isn't that great!

[samberrie]

Well! I'm glad someone does lol :)
Oh you'll get it. You'll get it very soon, you will!

[livfreedieyoung]

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I think that was the point where I officially lost my shit good lord I'm still lol'ing.

This whole chapter just made my day and left me with the weirdest girl boner ever drugged up girl!George is so hnnnnng with the shell-phone and the trying to take Ringoette's nose off hnnng . I like how they did it in public because that just made me think of the story of how Ringo lost his virginity. I'm not sure if that was an intentional reference, but it made me giggle all the same ♥

[samberrie]

Oh stop it you, you're making me sing and blush and shit.

ikr. What kind of fuckery is this. I was oddly proud of how the over-the-top blowjob part turned out. It was like I was writing an actual G/R bj instead of a lesbian one. What no I wasn't making a reference to that because I am a bad person and actually do not know of this wondrous story of Ringo's virginity loss. Does that make me unlovable. Please tell me this story.

[livfreedieyoung]

"I actually lost my virginity in Sefton Park at about sixteen. It was very weird: two girls and a friend of mine at the back of a fairground, and there was all the fairground music and Frankie Laine and millions of people around - and this was it, us in the grass and ‘Ghost Riders in the Sky’! It was really exciting. And at that age, once in and you want to live there. It was always on my mind for a long time." - Ringo

I wonder if this means he had an exhibitionist kink or something fjkdshbfgbsdk

Ah no worries, love, it just means you haven't been tainted by the ravages of tumblr yet. Really, you're better off that way.

[samberrie]

Ugh this is amazing thank you for telling me.

Now I have to use this knowledge to benefit both myself and the people.

[thenowherechick]

Wow. That was awkwardly cute for a sex scene. And hilarious XD