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[sameasiteverwas]

johnny cash really
did have
exceptionally long
legs.

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[stabby_lyd]

How random! But look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NJC18Oi04&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[sameasiteverwas]

he's just wearing skinny jeans slacks.

[stabby_lyd]

Yes, but his legs look disproportionately long. He's a long-legged, guitar playing man, jar0d.

[gadget_girl]

maybe it was supposed to be:

johnny cash really
did have exceptionally
long legs for his height

[sameasiteverwas]

that must be what people tell you

[gadget_girl]

I was actually only recently made aware that it's my torso that's long, not my legs. very upsetting as there's jack shit I can do about that, and also because I had no idea.

I was just trying to make the above make sense by at least turning it into a haiku.

[sameasiteverwas]

you have long torso?
and short legs? i don't even
think i believe that