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I love how there's no break with this show. Twenty seconds in and I'm having heart palpitations. Fucking Pam. Give her the shock of her life and she doesn't need a second to recover. I love that bitch, she even wears hot pink ugg boots. And I love her little eyebrow thing she's got going on, she's all, "bitch, give me a pair of Christian Louboutins and a mascara brush and I'll show you what I can do."
BUT BEST STYLE OF THE NIGHT: Eric and the return of the racerback tank. Thank you Jesus.
Also: FUCKING MERLOTTES, SHIT. Some shit pours down on that place. I love that with a new staff member, we're given a new perspective on the place: it's fucked up.
FRANKLIN. FRANKLIN, FRANKLIN, FRANKLIN. As soon as I saw Jason with his gun, I knew he wasn't for much longer, but shit I'm going to miss him. His final scene was such a downer though, he was missing some of that spark. I was waiting for him to get down on his knees and cry into Tara's stomach, "why did you kill me, Tara? Why? I loved you!" But he just did that weird thing with his fangs, like they're an orgasmic experience. It's really fucking disturbing, is what it is.
(Why are the only straight and somewhat sane vampires in the show interested in Sookie? Just putting that out there, do with it what you will.)
Closing note: Russell, you saucy minx. I look forward to any more psychotic rages you go into in the future.
BUT BEST STYLE OF THE NIGHT: Eric and the return of the racerback tank. Thank you Jesus.
Also: FUCKING MERLOTTES, SHIT. Some shit pours down on that place. I love that with a new staff member, we're given a new perspective on the place: it's fucked up.
FRANKLIN. FRANKLIN, FRANKLIN, FRANKLIN. As soon as I saw Jason with his gun, I knew he wasn't for much longer, but shit I'm going to miss him. His final scene was such a downer though, he was missing some of that spark. I was waiting for him to get down on his knees and cry into Tara's stomach, "why did you kill me, Tara? Why? I loved you!" But he just did that weird thing with his fangs, like they're an orgasmic experience. It's really fucking disturbing, is what it is.
(Why are the only straight and somewhat sane vampires in the show interested in Sookie? Just putting that out there, do with it what you will.)
Closing note: Russell, you saucy minx. I look forward to any more psychotic rages you go into in the future.