This is the most irritating scab ever. I want to tear it off like clothes in an 80's porno. On the other hand, similar to tearing off random women's clothes, it will probably just make the situation worse.
Did I say frying pan? I meant sword wound! This goes along with my knife fighting wound I earned in the philipinoes on my right index finger. Maybe if you're lucky I'll show it to you. But probably not.
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I mean, except for my stab wound.
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I got the scar above my eye from boxing Mother Teresa. Obviously I won, since she's dead now.
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Do you live in fear of the typo monster? You should.
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By the way, nice pants.
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