Who are you in America?
Jewish
You have lots of money but hord it all. Cheap jew...

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I remember a few years ago. Jimmies Chicken Shack was out with their song "Do Right." You know what I did that summer? Nothing. Honest to God, I literally did nothing all summer. I got to the point where I could remember what time things happened on previous days by what television show I was watching at the time ( Read more... )

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A brief introduction: Frederick and the Black Monster from the Pit of Ultimate Darkness is the first movie I, and possibly the worst movie, ever made. Here's a list of things it has in common with Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith ( Read more... )

I got a new unicycle, a job, a twisted ankle, and other unmentionable things. Yee haw!

This week rules.

Big is over. It's done with. Wow. What an experience. I learned more from Big than I have from 3 years of DHS theatre. No wonder Jenna hated it ( Read more... )

Listen to more Parliament Funkadelic.

One nation under Groove.

I studied HIV for 6 hours today.

I found a 6-foot giraffe uni on sale.

I had sex with your mother.

Note: One of the above may be false.

It was.It only took two shitty performances, but we have a real show. i only made 1 huge mistake and covered it by boosting the energy to 12. I think I may have looked like a spaz, but it fit.

So it's okay to come see the show now. 1948 Oak Park Blvd., Pleasant Hill, CA 94523.

Yeah. So that happened.