I do NOT hate pizza!
I'm going to talk about TV!! (webseries count as TV, right?)
First: I don't remember much else about Go On that wasn't Lauren acting completely scandalized at the idea that she hates pizza. Things I started yelling for the next few hours!!
Lizzie Bennet Diaries:
(there's a bunch of gifs in here, it's GREAT)
I feel like a total WRETCH for not being more upset about this sex tape thing but also maybe I just already did my freak-out? I have watched this video an ABSURD number of times (and Teresa just watched it on her phone and I listened to it and watched it on my computer on mute at the same time, whaaaaaat a weirdo) because...well, because Lizzie gets this GRIN on her face when Darcy shows up! and Darcy SWAGGERS into frame:
and he's wearing those JEANS and HIS TORSO LOOKS PRETTY GREAT, idk, and then she does that LEANING I mentioned Monday, and then he gets all awkward and fucking ASKS HER OUT ON A DATE, JUST THE TWO OF THEM and it's so adorable and wonderful buuuuuut she doesn't get a chance to say yes because Charlotte calls with the sex tape news and I should be more upset about that but really the only thing I can focus on is how he LEANS into her and how his voice sounds when he asks if she's alright AND THEN I DUNNO HE FUCKING CARESSES HER SHOULDER AND THEN LEAVES HIS HAND ON HER BACK FOR A WHILE.
AND HE DOES IT TWICE
HIS HAND IS SO BIG AND I IMAGINE IT'S VERY WARM AND COMFORTING AND IF SHE WEREN'T SO DISTRACTED SHE'D BE FOCUSING ON IT AND WE'D PROBABLY GET TO SEE ONE OF THOSE SECRET MAKE OUT VIDEOS THAT SADLY DOESN'T EXIST YET.
And then when he leaves, she says "Thank you," in this super sincere way and he awkwardly doesn't know how to respond to it sincerely so he just says there'll be a car waiting for her so she probably thinks he hates her AND I'M SO SAD ABOUT THIS FROM A LIZZIE/DARCY STANDPOINT AND I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT NOT FEELING BAD ABOUT IT FROM A LYDIA STANDPOINT. It's just. HE CARESSES HER.
Tomorrow there's a Gigi video and I'm pretty sure she's going to try to make Darcy help, and Fitz cancelled his Super Bowl party for "unforeseen circumstances" and I sure hope that they update this part of the story a little bit, and have Lizzie's new friends rally around her but who knows.
BUT IN OTHER LBD NEWS LET'S LOOK AT THIS "PREVIOUSLY ON" CLIP THAT'S FROM MONDAY'S VIDEO WHEN LIZZIE PUT HER HAND ON DARCY'S SHOULDER. THIS IS THE NEXT COUPLE OF SECONDS OF IT AND I'M DEAD FROM HIS FACE.
WOW I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'RE NOT MAKING OUT ALL THE TIME
The Americans:
YOU GUYS MY CURRENT DREAM ROMANTIC COMEDY IS ONE WHERE A COUPLE OF SPIES MEET AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE AND HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE MARRIED AND THEN THEY SLOWLY FALL IN LOVE WHILE ALSO BEING BADASSES.
So I was pretty much really into the idea of Phillip falling in love with his fake wife over the years, and the idea that he's also in love with America when he shouldn't be is gonna be fucking interesting, I think. Elizabeth being a goddamn badass, even more than Phillip, WAS THE BEST DECISION THEY COULD HAVE MADE and also I really liked that she slept with Phillip when he killed her rapist. Their relationship with their kids was weird! Their daughter was dressing like all teenagers in TV shows dress before their parents make them change but then they didn't make her change? Like I felt like most of it was like, "oh, hey, let's keep them alive," but not really CARE about them much?? But then Phillip beat up that super skeevy dude who tried to hit on her so WHO KNOWS.
Well, actually, it's probably just that Phillip is "the weak one," aka the one who's let himself forget the mission a little and fall in love with America and his fake wife and his kids, but Elizabeth is actually just in it to restore Russia to its glory, or something (THAT LINE ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES JUST GETTING INTO SPACE IS IMPRESSIVE MADE ME LAUGH FOREVER).
Also that last scene was fucking TENSE, I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK.
30 Rock:
I didn't have a BUNCH of feelings about it, though any time Jane Krakowski started crying I teared up. My favorite part was literally the very end - Kenneth in the future talking to Liz's granddaughter, oh my godddddd!!!
The Office:
I got my most feelings from Dwight responding "Absolutely I do" to Pam suggesting they haze Clark, how ADORABLE WAS THAT? I mean it all fell apart but I like when Pam and Dwight are friends. He drew her mural! He complimented her art!! Adorable!!
Iiiii don't know how I feel about Brian/Pam but I am LOVING the behind the scenes stuff LIKE EVERYONE ELSE and Brian is HOT, so I'd be okay with him coming back, I guess? I just hope they don't drop all the behind the scenes stuff just because Brian's gone. Still holding out hope that the show ends with a premiere of the documentary on TV, or something!!
First: I don't remember much else about Go On that wasn't Lauren acting completely scandalized at the idea that she hates pizza. Things I started yelling for the next few hours!!
Lizzie Bennet Diaries:
(there's a bunch of gifs in here, it's GREAT)
I feel like a total WRETCH for not being more upset about this sex tape thing but also maybe I just already did my freak-out? I have watched this video an ABSURD number of times (and Teresa just watched it on her phone and I listened to it and watched it on my computer on mute at the same time, whaaaaaat a weirdo) because...well, because Lizzie gets this GRIN on her face when Darcy shows up! and Darcy SWAGGERS into frame:
and he's wearing those JEANS and HIS TORSO LOOKS PRETTY GREAT, idk, and then she does that LEANING I mentioned Monday, and then he gets all awkward and fucking ASKS HER OUT ON A DATE, JUST THE TWO OF THEM and it's so adorable and wonderful buuuuuut she doesn't get a chance to say yes because Charlotte calls with the sex tape news and I should be more upset about that but really the only thing I can focus on is how he LEANS into her and how his voice sounds when he asks if she's alright AND THEN I DUNNO HE FUCKING CARESSES HER SHOULDER AND THEN LEAVES HIS HAND ON HER BACK FOR A WHILE.
AND HE DOES IT TWICE
HIS HAND IS SO BIG AND I IMAGINE IT'S VERY WARM AND COMFORTING AND IF SHE WEREN'T SO DISTRACTED SHE'D BE FOCUSING ON IT AND WE'D PROBABLY GET TO SEE ONE OF THOSE SECRET MAKE OUT VIDEOS THAT SADLY DOESN'T EXIST YET.
And then when he leaves, she says "Thank you," in this super sincere way and he awkwardly doesn't know how to respond to it sincerely so he just says there'll be a car waiting for her so she probably thinks he hates her AND I'M SO SAD ABOUT THIS FROM A LIZZIE/DARCY STANDPOINT AND I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT NOT FEELING BAD ABOUT IT FROM A LYDIA STANDPOINT. It's just. HE CARESSES HER.
Tomorrow there's a Gigi video and I'm pretty sure she's going to try to make Darcy help, and Fitz cancelled his Super Bowl party for "unforeseen circumstances" and I sure hope that they update this part of the story a little bit, and have Lizzie's new friends rally around her but who knows.
BUT IN OTHER LBD NEWS LET'S LOOK AT THIS "PREVIOUSLY ON" CLIP THAT'S FROM MONDAY'S VIDEO WHEN LIZZIE PUT HER HAND ON DARCY'S SHOULDER. THIS IS THE NEXT COUPLE OF SECONDS OF IT AND I'M DEAD FROM HIS FACE.
WOW I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'RE NOT MAKING OUT ALL THE TIME
The Americans:
YOU GUYS MY CURRENT DREAM ROMANTIC COMEDY IS ONE WHERE A COUPLE OF SPIES MEET AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE AND HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE MARRIED AND THEN THEY SLOWLY FALL IN LOVE WHILE ALSO BEING BADASSES.
So I was pretty much really into the idea of Phillip falling in love with his fake wife over the years, and the idea that he's also in love with America when he shouldn't be is gonna be fucking interesting, I think. Elizabeth being a goddamn badass, even more than Phillip, WAS THE BEST DECISION THEY COULD HAVE MADE and also I really liked that she slept with Phillip when he killed her rapist. Their relationship with their kids was weird! Their daughter was dressing like all teenagers in TV shows dress before their parents make them change but then they didn't make her change? Like I felt like most of it was like, "oh, hey, let's keep them alive," but not really CARE about them much?? But then Phillip beat up that super skeevy dude who tried to hit on her so WHO KNOWS.
Well, actually, it's probably just that Phillip is "the weak one," aka the one who's let himself forget the mission a little and fall in love with America and his fake wife and his kids, but Elizabeth is actually just in it to restore Russia to its glory, or something (THAT LINE ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES JUST GETTING INTO SPACE IS IMPRESSIVE MADE ME LAUGH FOREVER).
Also that last scene was fucking TENSE, I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK.
30 Rock:
I didn't have a BUNCH of feelings about it, though any time Jane Krakowski started crying I teared up. My favorite part was literally the very end - Kenneth in the future talking to Liz's granddaughter, oh my godddddd!!!
The Office:
I got my most feelings from Dwight responding "Absolutely I do" to Pam suggesting they haze Clark, how ADORABLE WAS THAT? I mean it all fell apart but I like when Pam and Dwight are friends. He drew her mural! He complimented her art!! Adorable!!
Iiiii don't know how I feel about Brian/Pam but I am LOVING the behind the scenes stuff LIKE EVERYONE ELSE and Brian is HOT, so I'd be okay with him coming back, I guess? I just hope they don't drop all the behind the scenes stuff just because Brian's gone. Still holding out hope that the show ends with a premiere of the documentary on TV, or something!!