Seriously.  This is a great show.  March of the Kitefliers is easily one of the funniest, bravest, most broadly-appealing shows ever.  EVER!

Seriously.  Don't take my word for it.  Check this shit out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tVreJvcoaA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNa7Bsl2dAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV9JGPb1aFw

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Hey, all!  As you may have gathered from my last post, I'm a little excited by the play The March of the Kitefliers.

Well, as it turns out, they're having a hard time finding an audience for their funny, irreverent, extremely awesome show on Easter (Stupid Judeo-Christian biased society!)  To that end, they have informed me that they will take a " ( Read more... )

OK, People.  If you take nothing away from my triumphant return to blogging after a three-month hiatus, take this:  You must go see "The March of the Kitefliers."

It is a fantastic play.  I must shortly go sacrifice myself to the Opera gods, but trust me:  You must see this play.  Click the link above, drive/steal/rent a car and get down here to see ( Read more... )

March 30, 2007 - New and improved! Enjoy the new, added god!

Ok, I’ll be the first one to admit when a joke goes too far.  Well, maybe the second.  Or third.  Hell, this joke right here has now gone on too long, but I’m not prepared to admit it yet.  Not now, either.  Or now.  Well, you get the idea.

The point is…son of a bitch, I’ve ( Read more... )

Things to Damn:

1. Penis
2. Science
3. Reality TV
4. Brains
5. Muses

slowly going crazy.  too much mail.  too much memorizing Verdi.  not enough money.  not enough sleep.  not enough lovin'.  bl34rgh.

I...I have no words.

Just click, and know my pain:

http://www.rotfflol.com/?id=751

I have been urges by primal forces to post this today...I'm delaying picking up food to do so.  But!  Certain paragons of beauty and I are going to see the 12:25 showing of Hannibal Rising tonight.  Anyone interested in accompanying us is certain MORE than welcome!  Just let me know...drop a line here, call, send smoke signals, etc.

Also!  The ( Read more... )

http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/jerome%20murat/video/xf9oo_jerome-murat

I have no words...this is just incredible.  Proof that the art of mime is neither dead nor always annoying!

Got a new car!!! WOoooooOOOOooo!!!

One with a radio!  And climate control!  And brakes and steering that work!  And no oil or gas leaks!

...wow.  My old car kinda lowered the bar as far as my expectations.