No, Jessica, don't do it!

Alex, you whore, of course she's mad at you!

Steven, marry me?

Talan, do you believe in polygamy?

After three and a half hours of Laguna bliss, I have come to these conclusions ( Read more... )

I just got my ticket in the mail today for the Fall Out Boy concert. I must admit, though, that I'm especially excited for the band "Panic! In the Disco." Yeah, the exclamation point is a part of the name. I guess you just pronounce it with enthusiasm. Initially Susie and I were a little nervous because her ticket had a seat number. We ordered them ( Read more... )

I didn't come across any ghosts in the Worcester last night. What I learned was that you shouldn't park in Catholic schools' parking lots on Sunday nights. It's just not allowed. I also learned that it takes a damn long time for people of our caliber to get home from Worcester. That explains my exhaustion.

I visted Brown today. I fell in love. ( Read more... )

[Disclaimer: I love inside jokes ( Read more... )

I'm joining the mass of people not returning to WHS's most esteemed athletic organization: the volleyball team. I don't know...ever since I got that e-mail telling me about my "workout schedule" I've been getting cold feet. It's not that I resent a good workout, it's just that I feel that volleyball was to the fall what track is to the spring-- ( Read more... )

Sometimes I'm surprised I haven't been driven to bulimia yet.

Now that my grand total of colleges visited has reached 14, I believe, I think it's about time to wind down. They're all beginning to seem so similar. "No, we don't really know what to do about the SAT's" "Ah yes, we have varsity, club, and intramural teams. They're really popular" "You will grow as a student but also as a person!" Yadda yadda ( Read more... )

Now that Hale's over, more or less, I'm afraid I won't know what to do with myself. Luckily I'm completing the last major leg of my college tours. At approximately 7 AM my dad and I will be piling into the Grand Cherokee and trekking north to Maine. We'll be visiting the "BBC," as stupid college books call them. In English, I'll be touring Bates, ( Read more... )

Today Mike and Ian chained me to the guard shack for 45 minutes.

I will miss them a lot next summer.

I was thrilled that Susie and Mike visited me at work today.

Leigh turned 12 today and that's ludicrous.

We're definitely ordering super band shirts this year.