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Auctioning off her virginity, she's already at 3.7 million dollars. She wants to pay off for her school and apparently her sister did the same thing when she became a prostitute for three weeks.WTF MAN. Girl be crazy. But man, would I have saved my virginity if I could get paid that much. Sadness ( Read more... )

I missed my doctor's appointment because on their website, they listed a totally different building as their office. WTF MAN. It even says the same WRONG address on my insurance website. WTF WTF. But damn, I must say LINDA VISTA IS HELLA YICKNAMESEEEEE ( Read more... )

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i don't feel any form of joy right now.

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1. I am deathly afraid of fetuses, windmills, and mannequins that look real. I can't stand the sight of fetuses. With windmills, I had a bad experience driving on the 10 East. And the mannequins freak me out because I keep thinking they're gonna chase after me and kill me ( Read more... )

how i feel


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I wrote a very angry email to Walmart customer service the day you decided not to fucking call me when my car wasn't serviced for oil ( Read more... )

A) Happy birthday to my baby sister. :) Super cute and super drunk. love it
B) LITTLE SIS! So happy you'll be taking me to Snow Patrol. SO FUCKING EXCITED!