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[sammycofacts]

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[runs_like_badge]

It will also gently massage your perineal gland while singing classic Italian love songs in your ear.

...and that's not even counting the beverages it'll make while in sleep mode...Heavenly!!!

[sammycofacts]

It will only sing in Italian if its resting place is near a leather sofa. Otherwise, it uses an obscure dialect derived from Sanscrit and Chocolate, and a style of conjugation used only on a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

[sammycofacts]

oh, and it will slice and dice too, if you ask it nicely and with sweetbreads.

[runs_like_badge]

and one time I saw it hel a littlo old lady into a wood chipper...it's young, it'll learn.

[the_myth_eve]

I stayed up last night with the boy to watch the coverage on the new xbox on mtv. ps i hate mtv, however I was rockin' out to the chic that was supportin' us girl gamers out there .. props yo!

[sammycofacts]

lol...

What is this MTV you speak of. Why, I think I remember watching MTV, but it was a long time ago... Didn't they play music? With videos?

Doesn't MTV stand for Music Television.

I didn't think such a thing existed anymore.