Voicemail

[samnotmax]

Hello, law-abiding citizens and evil-doers! You've reached Sam. If you meant to call our freelance police hotline, then you misdialed pretty badly. I would look into that, if I were you. So anyway. Leave a message at the beep so we can get right back to you. As soon as Buckethead here stops throwing light bulbs at me.

Comments

Crazy Phone Day!

[always_damp]

"Seriously man, you've got thirty minutes till I'm gone." That was so not long enough. "Don't be an assface. There's not time for that shit!"

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[samnotmax]

( And to here!)