you and i can both get jobs finally see what it means to be living

[samohyeah]

How to make a samohyeah
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

1 part courage

1 part leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comtoday i saw about four people who used to frequent subway on a semi-daily basis.. but the one that took that

Comments

[planetstarbucks]

aw don't be crushed.

i <3 you.

this weekend shall be fun.

[anonymous]

Like the new layout.

youre too kind. really.

[anonymous]

ohhh why thankyou thankyou. but you see i cant take all the credit for it.. my super tan christian friend ashley chapman helped me come up with this creative AND mature layout. ever since she got saved shes just been so commited. to tanning and internet slander that is. its a good thing her boyfriends christian, cuz that means she is- right? oh how that girl loves the lord.

praise god ashley chapman,
-samantha

[anonymous]

hey sam
like its 415 am and im here sipping away on my diet coke with lime-which by the way is really cool-and the funnneist thing keeps happening. for some crazy reason i keep on thinkning i have a straw so im always ready for it so the can never reaches my mouth and i look down and the process repeats itself over and over. just thought id let u know. ;)

u'll be in norhtern territory soon...and its southern season...hahahaha
christina

[anonymous]

i got your message last night at four somethin.. its three now and i figure you should be all woken up so expect a call soon. tuesday's the day! its a ridiculous process, somwhat similar to brainwashing, thats why i dont use straws. and after i come to your neck o the country.. youll be in mine. which we need to talk about-- im makin plans here christina. and i need to ensure youll be here for them. ttyl
-sd

[ilove_scotch]

hahaha. samantha. your journal still has the ashley touch, how sweet.

[ilove_scotch]

yea. well, what can i say? oh. how bout- ha. the things people do to make themselves feel important.. ha ha

[ilove_scotch]

wut up dawwwwg?!?!?!

SAMANTHA!!!!!!!!