Morgan's benefit AND spine priests

[samprimary]

Everyone knows about CSS Zen Garden. Well, I learned about it pretty late. I am using it, though. To help Morgan out by plagiarizing a Zen Garden template wholesale to make a cheap lil' benefit site for her in fifteen minutes of Dreamweaver and Photoshop putzery. Then Lionel took over with the important job of putting in the text and also making

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[marhwama]

I was an inch taller when I was regularly visiting a chiropractor. Dunno if that means anything, though. And my x-rays always show a crooked spine, whether taken at the hospital or at the chiro's office.

[samprimary]

The vaaaaast majority of chiropractic work is not going to have anything to do with the Spine Religion featured above. It's called "Network Spinal Analysis" and it's a conspicuously vitalistic belief structure which is based off of one guy's 'discoveries' in 1983.

No relation to what most chiropractic treatment is. I am planning to get my spine beat up by a chiropractor soon and was very sad to find out that a free session by the Spine Priest really didn't interest me, since spinal maintenance was only the plausibility gateway to a religion that I have no interest in. I would doubtlessly be given charts and be told that there were many things wrong with my spine that only Network Spinal Analysis could be trusted to fix. Through correction via wisdom channels and life energies that mysteriously cannot be proven to exist.

The testimonials were great! More than one person said something to the effect of "I'm fully healed and I'm not part of it anymore for my spine, I'm in it for something else!"

[marhwama]

I wonder if that's anything like if you're LDS and your bishop was a chiropractor? "You will be the people of Zion if you let me crack your back!"....

[zenbodhi]

       I always feel much better after a visit to my chiropractor. I'm also a skeptic of such things as reiki, spiritual chiropractic care and the like, although after having received some reiki healing, I'm much less of a skeptic of it. Yay for free dinners, though! :)

[samprimary]

I got the fettucini alfredo, then I took the bread that they give you at Olive Garden and I tore it into tiny chunks and mixed it throughout the dish. It tastes amazing.

I too am skeptical of reiki but I suppose it is inevetable given that I have not an inkling of personal belief in chakra, qi, mana, miban, ka, ichor, inua, manetuwak, seid, oloddumare, or any of those other conceptualizations of biomeridian-style energies. Like I said, skeptical poopyhead :/

[kacz]

Does that mean I'm one of the cool kids?

[samprimary]

When I was in middle school I pronounced it the "Suh-zeck" republic.