takin in sperm and spittin out babies...

[sampsonsproduct]

I'm sorry my lovelies I have not updated in quite a long while

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[cakestick]

nobody wins Jack, it's something you earn.

Sincerely,
*hic*-Chris

a little concerned, but laughing

[baronvonawesome]

welp, i think the fact that amherst is heaven to you only because of the reason to smoke and drink, is hysterical, what the hell happened to the chris that was drinking with me in michigan claiming to change his ways soon? playing the devils advocate, Gabe

Re: a little concerned, but laughing

[sampsonsproduct]

I don't remember that. I don't remember anything, in fact, I'm having a lot of trouble this morning remembering my phone number so i can tell it to people. I'm pretty sure, after 15 minutes deliberation i've got the last 7 digits right, but the area code i'm totally uncertain. can you help me?
your forever drunken stoned friend,
Chris

Re: a little concerned, but laughing

[baronvonawesome]

its 508, wait, no, maybe its uhhmm, 085, shit! maybe its 617? 424, 269? goddamit! im sure that by the time you get this, youll have figured out without my helpful help.