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[samschoiceus]

Today, standing at my cashier station, I was surrounded by a bunch of sad, small business owners. They'd come to Staples and set up tables in a pitiable stab at self-promotion. One woman in particular stood out to me and so I scrawled

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[clararoseliz]

you just made me feel old

[samschoiceus]

That was not my aim, Jen. If you detected an unintended undertone of finger-pointing or name-calling, I renege forthwith.

oh oh

[spudinski]

One of my personal favs: the woman who stole her very big, very dyed hair from Peg on Married With Children. This is the same leathery-tanned woman you've seen wearing little tanks and itty shorts from the junior's department.

Re: oh oh

[samschoiceus]

I'll amen your yuck.

hmmm

[anonymous]

you, mr. mccormick, have yet to respond to any of my comments! tisk tisk! mr. danson is very hurt. :(

Mr. McCormick....

[snowe]

You, sir have been most remiss in your brotherly duties. Though you may be a bastard, you need not act like one. Sign online, my good man, or face a resounding "hemyhemyhemy".

Re: Mr. McCormick....

[samschoiceus]

Ok.

Re: hmmm

[samschoiceus]

Sorry, Bec. Sad to say, but you usually comment too late for me to notice.