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samschoiceus

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Jun 23, 2004 02:10

The Bad

Misanthropy wouldn't be so tempting if not for some truly misguided anthropoids. Take Ms. Antisepticblood, for example. She's just your typical, misunderstood, Wiccan poetess who's usually scoping out Hot Topic for likeminded bisexuals when she isn't "weeping." From the black cauldron of her heart froths forth such utterances as:

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holladaymensch June 24 2004, 06:12:24 UTC

Did ya notice all her entries were for the same day? She's a poetry goldmine, I tell you!

samschoiceus June 24 2004, 16:40:40 UTC

The Muses must've sent her a double-blessing on the day she started her LJ.

elruspersley June 24 2004, 08:23:40 UTC

seeing that john stossel portrait at 6:30 in the morning has and will remain to be the highlight of this day.

samschoiceus June 24 2004, 16:42:25 UTC

Just wait - it's only a little over 24 hours till his fine face can grace your local ABC affliate.

magnolian June 24 2004, 08:49:53 UTC

Antisepticblood is peculiar ...(cough, cough)

I'm sure "brown noise" will soon become the hippest of slang. But the only true confirmation of this will be its use in a rap video. My money is on Nelly.

samschoiceus June 24 2004, 16:55:33 UTC

My, aren't we suspicious? Well, I'd surely like to take credit for Antisepticblood, but she isn't my creation. Some other fevered brain has cooked up that LJ-er.

As for Nelly's possible brown-noise plug, I wish his handlers would go back and edit the old "Tip Drill" video. When he swipes his credit card down the girl's buttcrack, she should make a brown-noise right in his misogynistic face.

break me off a piece of that kit kat bar spudinski June 25 2004, 11:03:02 UTC

I'm sorry that Miss 'Blood is unhappy. She'll probably be even more angst-filled if she ever finds that you've been mocking her pain. Well, the poor little shiela's never going to be happy until she realizes that she's not the center of the universe, or even a cul de sac. Once she gets that straightened out she ought to be fine.
Finally, John Stossel rocks. You tell 'em Johnny.

Re: break me off a piece of that kit kat bar samschoiceus June 28 2004, 05:52:10 UTC

Heh, heh, not even a cul de sec of the universe. If ever I write an autobiography, that'll be its title. And its subtitle'll be "I'm more like a dip."

Triumph! spudinski June 28 2004, 08:23:15 UTC

Did I say something uncharacteristically clever? *trumpets sound* *Triumphal Booty Shakin'*