Stupid observations

[samschoiceus]

• When Carly Simon sang "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you," it really was about you.
  
  
• Network television, rather than being insulted by satire, now accepts it as a kind of pitch, e.g. Dave Chappelle's "Trading Spouses" has recently been realized by the ever tactful Fox.
  
  
• Sean Hannity's head has now grown larger than the whole

Comments

[onebadparadigm]

Forget a missile defense system; I say we just mount the huge Hannity-head to the Eastern coast to protect us from those damn Muslim Communists; it'd be awfully patriotic.

Also, I'm utterly convinced that Rupert Murdoch spends his days swimming through a Money Bin (a la Scrooge McDuck circa Duck Tales) while giddily shouting "BREAD AND CIRCUSES!!! BREAD AND CIRCUSES, MY PETS!!!"

Uncle Murdoch would approve...

[samschoiceus]

Not only could the Hannity Head Defense System defend us from Mohammedan Pinkos, it could also defeat despots and liberals, too! Just like Hannity's most recent treatise on conservatism and the Lord's Prayer, Deliver Us from Evil!

doesn't it make you proud

[spudinski]

That icon kinda looks like you. It has swell hair;-) I figured it was a given that Carly Simon's song was purposeless, but hey- it's not a singular occurance.

PS

[spudinski]

I know the lyrics are "clouds in my coffee", but I think "clowns in my coffee" would be a whole lot freakier.

Re: PS

[samschoiceus]

I don't know that I've ever told you this, but...
When I was a child, I thought that the lyrics to Bad Company's "Feel Like Makin' Love" were "Feel Hot Bacon Love." Talk about freaky.

Re: doesn't it make you proud

[samschoiceus]

My friend Becca has always said that I look like Kyle MacLachlan, but until I saw Dune I didn't believe her. So, in honor of her excellent comparison, I wrangled up a couple of these MacLachlan icons.

[mattdoesntcare]

you sir, are a great american.

[samschoiceus]

Sweet! I'm going to listen to a Bruce Springsteen song to celebrate.

[chewygronola]

well hello Daniel! i have been told your lj is something i had to see ,so now i have seen it my life has been changed forever, no longer do i struggle in my life not have seen you lj , i am revived THANK YOU!!!!!!

[samschoiceus]

I didn't know that my LJ had become a Mecca. Rock on! I'm going to listen to a double dose of Bruce Springsteen now.