You might think I hate the heartland...

May 05, 2005 00:38

But you're straight-up wrong, John Mellencamp. I just haven't had a reason to go there yet.


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magnolian May 5 2005, 17:40:05 UTC
In the event you flee your wedding, make sure you leave some handsome 8x10 glossies so that your jilted bride won't creep out America by plastering spooky-eyed pictures everywhere.
But as far as revenge goes, offering the worst possible picture to every news outlet and billboard isn't too shabby . . . but, in any event, Hannity would be on your side.

HANNITY to fiance: You don't want people to judge her on this event?

MASON: Absolutely not, man. Ain't we all messed up? [I] mean, haven't we all made mistakes?

HANNITY: The things I've done in life are a lot worse than that.
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For once, I believe we can take him at his word. =)

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samschoiceus May 5 2005, 17:51:39 UTC

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